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    Woot! America's Navy Pwned!

    My local newspaper, which also covers one of our naval bases, reports that US Navy has not been able to find the Swedish submarine Gotland during a two month intensive excercise. The initial leasing contract of one year may be extended due to this.

    National tabloid Aftonbladet makes a spin and calls it "the first Swedish naval victory since 1790".

    Nyheter från Sveriges största nyhetssajt | Aftonbladet
    http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,708223,00.html




    Perhaps it sunk???
    So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
    Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!
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    You can't win anything by being pussies and hiding.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #3
      One of ours rammed it, thinking it was Danish. Both subs sunk.
      What?

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      • #4
        Swedish Navy:

        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #5
          Canada

          "Sweden", or as it should be, East Norway
          B♭3

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          • #6
            @Asher
            Monkey!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Q Cubed
              Canada

              "Sweden", or as it should be, East Norway
              Canada.

              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #8
                at least they remembered a gun
                Monkey!!!

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                • #9
                  This explains why, in last night's episode of the Simpsons, Grandpa Simpon was running down the street, banging a bed pan and screaming, "The Swedish are coming! The Swedish are coming!"

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                  • #10
                    Q: How do you sink a Swedish sub?
                    A: Knock on the door
                    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Asher


                      Canada.

                      Now I understand why the Danes can't match Canada.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Asher


                        Canada.



                        Now I know why you guys has to fly to Hans Ø
                        With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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