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Nation Plunges into Chaos
Clinton Declares Self President for Life
Both after the 2000 election, of course.
Clinton Declares Self President for Life
Both after the 2000 election, of course.
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned -
?"96% of teens won't stand up for God..." tripe that keeps making the rounds...Comment
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How prescient it was.
Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Wow... that is unbelievably perceptive!Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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Kevin Bacon Linked To Al-Qaeda
Attached Files"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
—Orson Welles as Harry LimeComment
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Re: How prescient it was.
That one was a classic.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'
"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
—Orson Welles as Harry LimeComment
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Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
classicComment
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I love this one:
North Dakota Found To Be Harboring Nuclear Missiles
Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - RahComment
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.Comment
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The wording of the bulletin varies, but here it is:Originally posted by Zulu Elephant
?Originally posted by DRoseDARs
"96% of teens won't stand up for God..." tripe that keeps making the rounds...
I would just die if The Onion did an article based off of it...Thick Party coming up...get on guestlist
yeah the biggest party is when you get through the gates of heaven... because you'll be eternally living with GOD
96% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THiS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 4% WHO WiL
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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I dont really get this one.Originally posted by MosesPresley
Kevin Bacon Linked To Al-Qaeda
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27669
I know about Bacon number and all.
Who are all these people in the middle? Am I suppose to recognize them?Comment
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No, you're not supposed to recognize them.
And my favorite:
"Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My ****?"
HereIf you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.Comment
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No.Originally posted by Lul Thyme
I dont really get this one.
I know about Bacon number and all.
Who are all these people in the middle? Am I suppose to recognize them?The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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Not even Molly Ringworm?~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~Comment
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I think the big joke in the pic is that the person who links directly to the AQ suspect is Molly Ringwald, who was famous in the 80's.If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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