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What are your favourite articles from "America's finest news source"? I'm looking for the classics I missed.
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I liked the one that seemed like a real news story, but wasn't. That one was hilarious.~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~ -
If posts still counted in the OT you would get a -1 for that one.Comment
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Two of my absolute favorites are
Kim Jong Il Unfolds Into Giant Robot
and
Orange Alert Sirens To Blow 24 Hours A Day In Major Cities
The pictures on both are priceless.
I also particularly liked the part "new colors added to the terror alert system" for the second article.
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Oh yes. While this may possibly piss a few people off with its potential political overtones, I find this one hysterical!
Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics
Be sure to read the signs in the picture!Comment
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Your thread made the baby Jesus cry.Originally posted by VetLegion
If posts still counted in the OT you would get a -1 for that one.
~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~Comment
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Two other favorites are...
God Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder
and
Northern Irish, Serbs, Hutus Granted Homeland In West Bank
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Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built
Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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anyone who gets pissed off by that deserves it, that was a classic.Originally posted by Mordoch
Oh yes. While this may possibly piss a few people off with its potential political overtones, I find this one hysterical!
Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics
Be sure to read the signs in the picture!Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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Originally posted by Mordoch
Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics
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Why Can't I Sell Any Of These Fvcking Bibles?
He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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Good ones
I love the Bible one
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I wonder if I'll stir up a hornets' nest by posting that as a MySpace bulletin as a counter to the whiny "96% of teens won't stand up for God..." tripe that keeps making the rounds...Originally posted by Sikander
Why Can't I Sell Any Of These Fvcking Bibles?
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33570
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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It was really short, but it made milk come out of my nose.
Ugly Man With Huge Penis Unsure How To Get The Word Out
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And:
Suicide Only Option For Local Man
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