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  • Danish Air Force Compensates Santa

    Thu Sep 29, 7:07 AM ET

    COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish Air Force said Thursday it paid 31,175 kroner ($5,032) in compensation to a part-time Santa Claus whose reindeer died of heart failure when two fighter jets roared over his farm.

    The animal, named Rudolf, was grazing peacefully at the central Denmark farm of Olavi Nikkanoff, when the screaming F-16 jets passed overhead at low altitude in February.

    The reindeer collapsed and died, leaving Nikkanoff with the prospect of only one animal pulling his sleigh next Christmas.

    He complained to the air force, which agreed to compensate him for the cost of the reindeer and veterinary expenses.

    "We got a letter from Santa complaining about his reindeer's death and looked into it seriously," said air force spokesman, Capt. Morten Jensen.

    The air force checked flight data and veterinary reports and concluded the planes likely caused the animal's death.

    "We're more than happy to pay if it means that children around the world will get their presents," Jensen said.

    Nikkanoff said he was satisfied with the compensation and would use it to buy a new reindeer before Christmas.
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    Oh, wait. Never mind.
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  • #2
    THE KILLED RUDOLF!!!
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    • #3
      My parents have a farm near an airbase. Low flying flights over the farms are prohibited. This of course does not prevent it from happening....
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      • #4
        Denmark, Wez. It's Denmark.
        Pilots were so stoned they don't know wtf.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SlowwHand
          Denmark, Wez. It's Denmark.
          Pilots were so stoned they don't know wtf.
          Well let's be careful here and not jump the gun (so to speak).

          What exactly were the reindeer in question grazing on.....
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          • #6
            Nobody is safe from our glorious armed forces. If we want to kill a reindeer now and then, there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.

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            • #7
              F*** that- we know what they were really for- beachhead garrison for Operation Hans0!!
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Theben
                F*** that- we know what they were really for- beachhead garrison for Operation Hans0!!


                I think we should leave that issue unresolved. It's too much fun.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Winston
                  Nobody is safe from our glorious armed forces. If we want to kill a reindeer now and then, there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
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                  • #10
                    I blame Bush for what Denmark did -- I just have to find out exactly how to connect Bush with this, so that I can blame him.
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                    • #11
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                      • #12
                        That's my brother Dan in that picture.
                        What?

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                        • #13
                          That's actually a picture of a Canadian Ranger standing over a Danish Army recon patrol he snuffed. Being the nice guys that we are, we agreed to compensate the Danes for the loss of their most advanced weapons system.
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                          • #14
                            Quick shooting to pick off all 3 reindeer and Santa at once...
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                            • #15
                              He used an IED.
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