chegitz to serve the man

[Az]

There's a strict quota on how many commies can be employed at once.

Yep.

Seriously, though, the institute was losing money, and the temps and interns had to go.

[chequita guevara]

Well, since I get paid more than Az did, average happiness goes up. So even though the same number of commies are employed, it's still better.

[Sprayber]

Gongrats che

[Az]

Well, since I get paid more than Az did, average happiness goes up. So even though the same number of commies are employed, it's still better.

Utilitarianism

[Theben]

Re: chegitz to serve (the) man

It's a cookbook!!1!

[Bereta_Eder]

money
az did you get fired from the flower delivery business? you finally went ahead and asked that girl out?

[Q Classic]

Well, I just want to know one thing, if it's a commie cookbook...

Will the quality of the end products be better or worse than the stuff in the Anarchist's Cookbook?

(communism. cannibalism. both begin with a c, have a double m/n in the middle, and end in ism. coincidence?)

[Pekka]

Conrgats



Just.. try to .. think of ways to benefit from those long ways to work/back home. Like reading or .. if you have a laptop, maybe get some work done? Maybe you could find the time to work on your own projects on that time, you might actually be semi effective and benefit from this at the end, hey who knows... but make something happen.

[Bereta_Eder]

all the time in the world to read war and peace

[chequita guevara]

Except for one thing the HR guy said, I thought I nailed the job after the two hours of interviews. I was with the HR guy first, and he said one thing that knocked me for a loop and had me worrying the whole day.

I asked where I stood against the other candidate. The HR guy said, "Well, one candidate stood out very strong, and we wanted to bring you in to see how you compare." Notice he didn't say "to him" or "her." It is theoretically possible they were comparing me to my resume, but it still made my blood run cold.

After that he went to get the technical interviewers, and I was left alone for 20 minutes to stew on that. That's a classic used car sales trick, make you sit alone in a room for a while to get you nervous for negotiating, and I was.

Then I thought, "Screw this! Don't suck up your balls and retreat. Make those suckers drop, get some bass in your voice. Be a man and wrest that job from them. I stood next to the window in a dramatic pose for a bit, surveying my kingdom, and when the first guy came in, I turned on the charm, unloaded my knowledge, showed my work, and asked questions that let them know I was already thinking about their project. I also told them I wanted that job, specifically, and not just a job because it was a job.

When my recruiter called me this morning, she was playing too coy for it to mean anything other than I got the job.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
Well, I just want to know one thing, if it's a commie cookbook...

Will the quality of the end products be better or worse than the stuff in the Anarchist's Cookbook?

Of course. Even though too many cooks spoil the broth, at least our broth isn't bombs and poisons.

[Japher]

"Screw this! Don't suck up your balls and retreat. Make those suckers drop, get some bass in your voice. Be a man and wrest that job from them. I stood next to the window in a dramatic pose for a bit, surveying my kingdom, and when the first guy came in, I turned on the charm, unloaded my knowledge, showed my work, and asked questions that let them know I was already thinking

Pekka? SC?

[Az]

az did you get fired from the flower delivery business? you finally went ahead and asked that girl out?

Oh, I am not working there for months now. And I have far higher aims, and potential victims for longer than that.

[chequita guevara]

SC = SuperCommie!

[Japher]

SuperCommie with a job and 500 thread count sheets!