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    China to use satellite to peep on panda sex

    Tue Sep 27, 5:35 AM ET

    BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese scientists will use satellite technology to peep on the sexual antics of China's highly endangered giant pandas, Xinhua news agency said.
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    The $660,000 joint project between two Chinese and U.S.-based zoological institutes would use global positioning (GPS) to keep an eye on giant pandas and their mating behavior deep in the wilds of a nature reserve in central Shaanxi province.

    "Tracking them with advanced technology and observing their sex activities might help us find ways to avoid their extinction," Wei Fuwen, from the China Academy of Sciences' Institute of Zoology, was quoted as saying.

    "Giant pandas are inaccessible for long periods of time and traditional observation cannot unravel the ecological mystery of the animals."

    Pandas in the wild are rebounding from the brink of extinction, but they are not yet out of the woods, in large part because of great difficulties in producing cubs.

    Nearly 80 percent of female pandas were unable to get pregnant and 90 percent of males were sterile, Xinhua said without elaborating.

    Only around 1,600 of the animals are alive in the wild, mostly in the high, fog-shrouded mountains of China's southwest Sichuan province.

    More than 150 live in captivity.


    And the one question on everyone's mind: "Um, why?"
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

  • #2
    Those Chinese perverts!
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    • #3
      They are so clearly a crap animal, they can't even reproduce properly. Let them get extinct.

      Just 'cause they are cute...
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      We've got both kinds

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      • #4
        Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to just go into the forest with a handheld camcorder?
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5


          Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
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          • #6
            Voyeurists.
            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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            • #7
              Yes but they're so cute.
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              • #8
                ****in' Chinese, not content with their police state over just humans, now they have to watch the pandas?

                Pandas of the world, UNITE! You have nothing to lose but Chinese observation!
                B♭3

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                • #9
                  Giant pandas are soooooo cute
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                  • #10
                    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                    • #11
                      Have you seen giant panda mating? Man, those panda guys can be really vicious.
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                      (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                      • #12
                        I'm not saying anything. . .
                        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                        "Capitalism ho!"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                          Have you seen giant panda mating? Man, those panda guys can be really vicious.
                          QTProof
                          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                          • #14
                            man, if they can look at pandas doing it...

                            i am definitaly doing under the blanket next time...
                            "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                            • #15
                              Two words: Thermal Imaging
                              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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