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  • #16
    That ****ing GoN button needs to walk the plank.

    Chop chop, MarkG!

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    • #17
      You are The Cabin Boy/Galley Wench



      You, me lad, are an activist! You will not only change the world, you will make a dyed-in-the-wool Pirate dream of you in a sheep costume. You are the embodiment of the love that dare not hoist its sail! Ahoy thar! You could make a two-patch Pirate turn his head - but then he would lose sleep over it and what good would that do anyone? An innovator, you are WAY ahead of your time - and everyone else's. You are sensitive and artsy-fartsy. You say things like, "artsy-fartsy" but there is always a slight giggle in your voice when you say it - like Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares delivering a staggering punch line. Speaking of "punching" the only "punching" you would do is punching up that outfit with some accessories - say, a little bandana and some glass beads. You're not the Pirate we want in a fight, but we want you there for the crying game that follows! You go, girl.




      What's Yer Inner Pirate?
      brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

      Just because I value accessories...
      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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      • #18
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #19
          Can I get a grog and cranberry?
          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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          • #20
            You are The Cap'n!



            Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.




            What's Yer Inner Pirate?
            brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #21
              You are The Cap'n!



              Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.




              What's Yer Inner Pirate?
              brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

              Either we're all a bunch of natural born cutthroat leaders, or there really aren't that many options on this quiz.
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #22
                talking like murderous thieves
                I need a foot massage

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Bereta_Eder
                  imagine mairilin monroe singing i want to be loved by you with pirate voice



                  or GW Bush talking to the UN


                  he could make more sense
                  anti steam and proud of it

                  CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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                  • #24
                    It be "Yarrr and woo", ye wenches!
                    Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                    • #25
                      Avast ye scurvy dags, it's comin' on September 19 and it's a pirate ye'll be talking like this day -- lest ye be swingin' from the yarrrdarrrm.

                      (BUMP)
                      Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                      RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                      • #26
                        ARRRRRRRGH, MATEY!
                        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                        • #27
                          Pirate Name Generator

                          And 'tis Cap'n Bart Pegleg ye'll be calling me, arrr!
                          Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                          RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                          • #28
                            From this point forth, learn to fear the name Epileptic Ian Blythe! ARRRRRRRGH!
                            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                            • #29
                              Who will remember the spanish galleons?
                              I need a foot massage

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                              • #30
                                Avast ye landlubbers!
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