OMG! Serb is back!!! And now he is awarded by your capitalist society!!!

[Serb]

Hi,
My dear Capitalist friends!
First of all, I would like to thank FG for coming back from the dead. It's nice to see you among alive pall! (You are ****ing bustrad btw. Nobody can joke like this.)
Secondly, LOTM, I heard you miss me. I'm deaply touched. Oh no, I'm crying. It can't be.
Thirdly, I'm teribbly proud that your (to some extend) western society finally realised my talents.
Today I've been awarded by the Paradox medal as the best writer of AAR for HOI2 in Russia.
(To our American friends: Russia is beyond the lake and populated by more than 140+ million of people)
To be honest I've been awarded by Russian publisher of all Paradox games in Russia (Snowball Interactive) for my HOI2 Greek AAR. So, actually your so-called advanced society can't understand my humor. But if you by chance can speak Russian (damn good skill is required actually including slang ) read about my achievments on the site of the exclusive Russian publisher of Paradox games here:

http://news.snowball.ru/

Anyhow the PARADOX medal is always the PARADOX medal!

Go ahead. Sue me!


Oh, my precious!!!

[VetLegion]

[Eli]

Where's the AAR itself?

[Eli]

Never mind, found it.

[Japher]

with CIV4 coming soon all the old dudes who don't know how to spam good are coming out of their holes of RL or SimCity4 or whatever....

[chequita guevara]

Someone should translate for us. Ya gavaru ruski ploxha.

[Pekka]

New level of nerd discovered.

[Serb]

Originally posted by Eli
Where's the AAR itself?

It's After Action Russian (report), silly.
Edited: Didn't speake Engleashe for to long, ma thougd 'where' is 'what'. Sorry I am.

[Provost Harrison]

I didn't understand a word of that!

[Patroklos]

KILL IT! KILL IT! BEFORE HE GETS STRONGER!!!

our American friends: Russia is beyond the lake and populated by more than 140+ million of people

People? You call those people, I don't think they even drink Coca-Cola or each McDonalds.

[Serb]

Originally posted by Japher
with CIV4 coming soon all the old dudes who don't know how to spam good are coming out of their holes of RL or SimCity4 or whatever....

Wow, infedels are here.
Go ahead blow some trucks or promote some infernior games. Not a big difference if you ask me.
Paradox games forever!
Common, shoot me. Do world a favor.

[Serb]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Someone should translate for us. Ya gavaru ruski ploxha.

Impossible.
We Russians can't speak English like you, but you can't speak Russian like we do as well. It's all about the language barrier. Nobody can translate any humor from one languge to another properly.
All I can say is that I've won a best HOI2 AAR writer contest in my country. So I God damn proud.

[Eli]

Originally posted by Serb

It's After Action Russian (report), silly.

Anyway, it looks nice, but I never played HOI so I wont bother to actually read it. If it was EU2 though.

[Serb]

Originally posted by Pekka
New level of nerd discovered.

I'm sorry my northern brother, but I have no idea what the **** nerd is. My fault I think.

[Serb]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I didn't understand a word of that!

No wonder. You don't speak Russian English.
Pitty boy.
Have you ever played any Paradox game? I know you did. But did you ever describe your advance as after action report (AAR) on about 100 pages or so? You have to try it. It's fun. Esp. if you win WW2 as Greece.
Hey Paik, if you hear me,
I've dedicated my AAR that brought me a medal to you. So, hi brother.