Random Thoughts

[Japher]

IMO, Mondays go by faster than any other day of the week.

I'm tired of hurricanes and tropical storms.

I think gas should have price controls placed on them, and that price should be higher than it is now.

I don't know why swiss cheese has holes, and I don't really care to find out.

I slipped on the stairs saturday night while taking my daughter up stairs to dress her. I hurt my toe pretty bad, and spilt my beer. New rule; when holding the baby, hold nothing else. However, I was happy that I chose to protect her instead of myself or my beer.

Monkey!!!

I overuse the smiley

Is overuse one or two words?

Chili + Hot Dogs = much yummy in my tummy

Prison Break is on tonight, and while the first two episodes were great I feel myself losing interest, and they better get it back or I will just stop watching it turn the game on.

The WPGA is getting a lot more fun to watch since they started getting some hotties on the tour... They should get more, and they should be topless, and play with the sprinklers on!

Beer is good. - FACT!

Monkey!!!

I don't know what to make for diner tonight.

[OzzyKP]

I wouldn't even watch topless golf.

[Japher]

That's sad

[OzzyKP]

Golf is just that bad.

Of course if they weren't playing golf, but like jumping on trampolines or something, then I'd watch.

[BeBMan]

I have beer, but only one bottle

[Pekka]

Assumptions derives from facts, but facts never derive from assumptions. - SC

When one goes with two arms, he is never without a hug. - SC

Rats leave the shinking ship, only to drown first. - SC

[Pekka]

If more is less and less is more, you automatically lose, because do you want more of less, or less of more? Exibit A that the one who invented english was communist.

[rah]

Why do cars drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

[Japher]

My cousin can eat one of them giant pickles from the inside out, through a hole the size of a dime.

[Pekka]

Here's a fact for you Japher. One day, I'd say in the next 10 years, when I've finally found my path, that is undoubtetly extremely succesful, I will invite you somewhere. This will be likely in the US. Because I have some great real estate there then, or I'm looking for one. It will be free boozing, and free everything then. I will plan a great weekend, and invite lots of people. Yes this I have promised to do few years ago and I still intend to do this.

Everyone is invited, except General Ludd.

[Ecthy]

Q is the only letter that doesn't appear in the name of any US federal state.

[Solomwi]

Originally posted by Ecthy
Q is the only letter that doesn't appear in the name of any US federal state.

Which is just one more piece of evidence added to the already overwhelming case for annexing Qba and making it the 51st state.

[Zopperoni]

Originally posted by Ecthy
Q is the only letter that doesn't appear in the name of any US federal state.

Iraq

[Ecthy]

Not officially a state, but Solomalaria has the solution

[Q Classic]

Swiss cheese has holes because the bacteria that cheesify it create gas pouches.

Corned beef is called corned beef because the process of brining the meat is done with corns of salt--or in other words, rocks of salt.