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  • #16
    Originally posted by Kuciwalker
    In the case of the Dakotas, though, they really AREN'T there.
    Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
    Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
    *****Citizen of the Hive****
    "...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis

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    • #17
      Honestly, if they got hit by an asteroid or something, would anyone really notice?

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      • #18
        Yeah... then Gatekeeper wouldn't post anymore .
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #19
          Ah yes, an old one on the Onion (or is it Satirewire? I forget...), but still great stuff.
          "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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          • #20
            Originally posted by self biased
            not to mention cuba residing in georgia.
            That's Cuba Gooding, Jr. you nimnal....he really put the place on the map.

            Florida obviously just received a shipment of Viagra.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Zkribbler

              Florida obviously just received a shipment of Viagra.
              You bastard, I was just told to shut the hell up by my neighbors.
              Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
              Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
              *****Citizen of the Hive****
              "...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis

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