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  • Ebbers to investigate WorldCom scandal.

    Ebbers to investigate WorldCom scandal.

    Himmler to investigate Holocaust.

    Bin Laden to investigate 9/11.

    And (wait for it) Bush to investigate New Orleans flooding disaster!

    Last edited by techumseh; September 6, 2005, 22:08.
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  • #2
    also from BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4220246.stm

    OJ is still looking for the real killers!


    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #3
      But what ever they do, they must not reveal how they studied the case.. you don't want to let the bad guys know how you study a case, DUH!

      Well, enough of these stupid jokes. Who is Ebbers anyway and why do you think this is a stupid idea?
      In da butt.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Sava
        also from BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4220246.stm
        OJ is still looking for the real killers!
        As are the Benet-Ramseys.
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5
          From TFA:
          "We still live in an unsettled world. We want to make sure we can respond properly if there is a WMD (weapons of mass destruction) attack or another major storm."
          ...Well, he's sticking to message. In the wake of the hurricane, it's good to know our fearless Dear Leader knows to keep our attention on WMDs, too.
          B♭3

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Pekka
            But what ever they do, they must not reveal how they studied the case.. you don't want to let the bad guys know how you study a case, DUH!

            Well, enough of these stupid jokes. Who is Ebbers anyway and why do you think this is a stupid idea?
            Ebbers is the guy who ran WorldCom and used it as his piggy bank.
            B♭3

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            • #7
              Just when you think you couldn't hate these guys more.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                Is it right that Bush is going to investigate himself?
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                • #9
                  From now on, idiocy should be measured in 'Dubyas'.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by techumseh
                    Is it right that Bush is going to investigate himself?
                    First you whine because Bush isn't self-aware and therefore underevolved, and then you whine when he tries to do a little self-reflection.
                    He's got the Midas touch.
                    But he touched it too much!
                    Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                    • #11
                      "A little self-reflection"? I hope you're trying to be ironic, Sikander, 'cause otherwise you're either very dumb or very dishonest.
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                      • #12
                        Based on the history of the administration so far, we can assume that the investigation will conclude that:

                        1) New Orleans had WMD
                        2) Okay, it didn't, but the British told us it did.
                        3) There was no systemic problem, just the actions of some "rogue water."
                        4) If an actual count of the dead ends up being higher than the rough estimate, such a count is unconstitutional.
                        5) Everyone responsible for this debacle will continue to be held responsible up until the very moment they are actually identified.
                        6) We're going to Mars!
                        "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by techumseh
                          "A little self-reflection"? I hope you're trying to be ironic, Sikander, 'cause otherwise you're either very dumb or very dishonest.
                          I thought I was doing more than trying to be ironic.
                          He's got the Midas touch.
                          But he touched it too much!
                          Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                          • #14
                            from the first linked article
                            President Bush meets with representatives from National Voluntary and Charitable Organizations at the White House on Tuesday, during a day devoted to the Hurricane Katrina recovery effort

                            amazing, he devoted a whole day!!!
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                            • #15
                              "We still live in an unsettled world. We want to make sure we can respond properly if there is a WMD (weapons of mass destruction) attack or another major storm."
                              he should have added "or another 9/11 or nuclear attack or a martians' attack"
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