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  • #31
    Can you hear me now?
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    • #32
      No. Not even Googlised targeted ads. I dislike phones enough as it is.
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      • #33
        to this idea.

        although of course i can see a lot of potential problems
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        • #34
          I like the idea, probably because it means I wouldn't have to actually listen to the commercial while waiting for those 5 seconds.

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          • #35
            Yes, I would use a service where an ad played while I was waiting for someone to pick up.

            Would I listen to it? I don't watch TV commercials and I don't read newspaper ads, but the newspapers and TV channels still get paid for running them, so what's the difference?
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            • #36
              uhm...did you say somethin'?

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              • #37
                Re: Would you listen to a 5 second commercial for free phone service?

                Originally posted by DanS
                OK, here's the scenario. Google offers free VOIP phone service (including a telephone number and 911), but plays a short (5 second) commercial each time you make a phone call. Would you go for that? All local and long distance would be free under this scenario.
                Assuming there won't be any ad-blockers around?

                Me thinks subcriptions are just fine the way they are.
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                • #38
                  What would be awesome is if it used speech recognition to interrupt your conversation every 30 seconds with a 5 second ad with a computer-synthesized voice.

                  Person: "I was thinking of getting a hotel room in New Orleans next year as I think it'll be cheap, but I jus---LOOKING FOR HOTEL ROOMS IN MIAMI? CHECK OUT WWW.MIAMIHEATGIRLS.COM--..."
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                  • #39
                    www.miamiheatgirls.com could not be found. Please check the name and try again.

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                    • #40


                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #41
                        * fap fap fap
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                        • #42
                          Re: Re: Would you listen to a 5 second commercial for free phone service?

                          Originally posted by Colon


                          Assuming there won't be any ad-blockers around?

                          Me thinks subcriptions are just fine the way they are.
                          I don't know how much it costs in Europe, but here are my monthly local charges (I don't pay as much as most)...

                          Telephone $13
                          Federal Subscriber Line Charge (BS fee) $3.87
                          Federal Excise Tax $0.83
                          Federal Universal Service Fund (for rural areas) $1.05
                          Gross Receipts Tax (this is a city tax) $1.77
                          Toll Telecommunications Tax $0.75
                          State E-911 Tax $0.76
                          DC Universal Service Trust Fund $0.04

                          Total = $22.07

                          Plus long distance and international, of course. Not a ton of money, but still worthwhile avoiding.

                          I'm not sure how many of these taxes would transfer to a free VOIP service.
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                          • #43
                            There is a 911 tax in the US?
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Az
                              There is a 911 tax in the US?
                              It's a real money saver for cities. Since many 911 calls are generated by poor people, the tax is not only fair but serves as a barrier for poor people to call the police on one another all the time.

                              ---

                              I haven't had a phone for over a year now, as QWEST screwed up my account (turned it off even though I was current) and then screwed up again by admitting that they were wrong and would turn my service back on, and then did nothing of the sort. I don't have cable tv (I'm too cheap) and am hesitant to get it just for phone service. And I hate few things more than mobile phones. This leaves me with no phone or internet service at home, which is actually quite alright. I have a fast internet connection at work as well as a phone, and I'm there 5 days a week which is plenty of time to stay in touch with the few of my friends and family who I stay in contact with.

                              I know a lot of people who spend $50 to $100 or more a month for phone, internet and cable television service. I just don't see them being anywhere near that valuable to me.
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                              • #45
                                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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