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    Will Finland elect T. Striker's favorite straight thuggin' gangsta to the Parliament?

    That's right - Pikku G, the whitest rapper ever*, is going to pop a cap in the ass of everyone** who doesn't vote for him in the next Parliamentary election in 2007, when he's 20 years old. He's running from the lists of the Centre Party, which mainly stands for pretending that Finland is still the agricultural country it was 50 years ago and supporting whatever positions it takes to get those subsidies to those farmers.



    That's G and Prime Minister Vanhanen, of the Centre Party (THE PRIME MINISTER IS THE TALLER ONE)

    *: Technically, there could be some White Power rapper who raps about how much he loves Hitler and wishes for RAHOWA, and that would be the whitest rapper ever, but I haven't encountered any yet

    **: He doesn't actually pop any caps in anyone's ass, he's a socially conscious Pentecostal!
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
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    The scary thing is, he could actually make it with the votes of Karpela (they're both running from the Uusimaa district). In 2007 Finland could have Vanhanen as a President, Karpela as a PM and Pikku G as a MP.

    EDIT: To the 95% of readers who wonder who Karpela is, she is an ex-model who got to parliament mostly by spreading her legs in front of the right men. She is now the Finnish minister of culture, and her most high-profile suggestion during the last three years has been buying expensive censorship-filters (which are very useful, as we all know, filtering roughly 1% of all the porn sites on web) into every publicly used internet-PC with taxpayers' money.
    Last edited by RGBVideo; September 3, 2005, 14:17.

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    • #3
      A Pentecostal rapper? What's the world coming too?

      Would Uusimaa = Nyland?
      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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      • #4
        suddenly, arnold schwarzenegger as governor doesn't look so ridiculous... well... no... it still does, it just makes finland look more ridiculous I guess.
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          I would've thought threads with Ted Striker's name in the title were a bit passé by now.

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          • #6
            Those clothes are not part of "keeping it real". You've let down the hood Pikku.
            It's candy. Surely there are more important things the NAACP could be boycotting. If the candy were shaped like a burning cross or a black man made of regular chocolate being dragged behind a truck made of white chocolate I could understand the outrage and would share it. - Drosedars

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            • #7
              Going to politics seems to be the latest fad among rappers here. This guy here tries to get himself as the youngest president ever. Nothing wrong with it, he can try as long as he wants, just remembered while reading this thread.
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              • #8
                Rap is a typically pollitical medium. At least it isn't pop singers and movie stars trying to be president.
                Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                Do It Ourselves

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by General Ludd
                  Rap is a typically pollitical medium. At least it isn't pop singers and movie stars trying to be president.
                  Give it a couple decades, and you'll have Jessica Simpson as presidential candidate.
                  Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                  It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                  The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                  • #10
                    To be fair, could she have done a worse job with Katrina than Bush has done?
                    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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                    • #11
                      Re: Will Finland elect T. Striker's favorite straight thuggin' gangsta to the Parliam

                      Originally posted by Stefu
                      That's right - Pikku G, the whitest rapper ever*, is going to pop a cap in the ass of everyone** who doesn't vote for him in the next Parliamentary election in 2007, when he's 20 years old. He's running from the lists of the Centre Party, which mainly stands for pretending that Finland is still the agricultural country it was 50 years ago and supporting whatever positions it takes to get those subsidies to those farmers.



                      That's G and Prime Minister Vanhanen, of the Centre Party (THE PRIME MINISTER IS THE TALLER ONE)

                      *: Technically, there could be some White Power rapper who raps about how much he loves Hitler and wishes for RAHOWA, and that would be the whitest rapper ever, but I haven't encountered any yet

                      **: He doesn't actually pop any caps in anyone's ass, he's a socially conscious Pentecostal!
                      That nigga Pikku G is going to roll the mufahs into the ground getting all government on they azz and sheit.

                      WORD UP.

                      This is very strange. What are his chances of winning?
                      We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Winston
                        I would've thought threads with Ted Striker's name in the title were a bit passé by now.


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                        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                        • #13
                          My kind of peanut butter sandwich
                          urgh.NSFW

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                          • #14
                            Me too!
                            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                            • #15
                              best...username...ever

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