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  • #31
    A hitchhiker's guide to Antarctica
    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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    • #32
      M. Tyson: Verbal Argument - Why It Works for Me, complete with drawling twaddle to English translator

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      • #33
        Warren Beatty: Females I Wouldn't Touch with A Ten Foot Pole

        Spoiler:

        From Wikipedia:

        Beatty's career as a ladies man has been marked by a series of well-publicized romances, including Diane Keaton, Leslie Caron, Isabelle Adjani, Catherine Deneuve, Inger Stevens, Lana Wood, Linda McCartney, Margaux Hemingway, Natalie Wood, Joan Collins, Cher, Brooke Hayward, Faye Dunaway, Maria Callas, Judy Carne, Daryl Hannah, Susannah York, Liv Ullmann, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Julie Christie, Princess Margaret, Joni Mitchell, Janice Dickinson, Goldie Hawn, Jessica Savitch, Michelle Phillips, Britt Ekland, Mary Tyler Moore, Candice Bergen, Mamie Van Doren, Carol Alt, Connie Chung, Kate Jackson, Lillian Hellman, Diane Sawyer, Barbra Streisand, Elle Macpherson, Carly Simon, Jane Fonda, Justine Bateman, Bianca Jagger, Stephanie Seymour, Diana Ross, Melanie Griffith, Barbara Hershey, and Madonna. He settled down at 55, marrying Annette Bening, his co-star in the gangster film Bugsy, in 1992.


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        • #34
          "The Grand Compilation Of 'World's Thinnest Books' Quips That Are Actually Funny"
          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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          • #35
            Warren Beatty
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #36
              "The Grand Compilation Of 'World's Thinnest Books' Quips That Are Actually Funny"


              -by Stefu, I presume.
              urgh.NSFW

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              • #37
                Tips on Driving by Helen Keller.

                (it's because she's a woman, duh.)
                B♭3

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                • #38
                  Ah, inspiration!

                  Ted Kennedy: Taking Responsibility - How To Save A Life When Nobody's Looking

                  Again,

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                  • #39
                    How To Be Subtle About Interjecting Politics In Every Fricking Thread You're Posting In By Winston.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #40


                      But it was practically muider! OMGOGMOG

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                      • #41
                        Why the Other Side in our Political Discourse Deserves Something Other than Knee-Jerk Scorn --Every ****ING politician and rabid fanboi, of which there are many on this board, and a few even in this thread.
                        B♭3

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                        • #42
                          Anon.: Rules Laid Out in the Opening Post of This Thread Prohibiting Book Titles on Politicians in Opposition to the Poster Contributing Said Book Title

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                          • #43
                            Göran Persson, The Zen Approach to Humility and Slimming
                            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                            • #44
                              Ronald Reagan: Book Of Reminiscences

                              George Bush Jr. : Liquor Stores I Have Not Visited

                              Bill Clinton: The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth

                              Margaret Thatcher: Walk A Mile In Their Shoes

                              Andrea Dworkin: Of Human Bondage (Illustrated)

                              Valery Giscard D'Estaing: Sarcelles- A Walking Tour

                              Helmut Kohl: Eat Trim, Stay Slim

                              Silvio Berlusconi: My Business Ethics And Statecraft- The New Prince

                              John F Kennedy: Women I Haven't Known

                              Yasser Arafat's Book Of Yiddish Humour

                              What God Said To Pat Robertson

                              Osama Bin Laden: A Picture Book Of Puzzles

                              Victoria Beckham: My Talents

                              Bill Gates: My Style
                              Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                              ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                              • #45
                                The Tao that is the True Tao
                                Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                                "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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