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Yeah... that is a "new" one.
Have we ever heard back from MTG on any progress he made in scamming the scammers...
Have we ever heard back from MTG on any progress he made in scamming the scammers...
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Keep on Civin'
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I don't have it laying around, but my favourite is one claiming to be from the widow of former Nigerian dictator Sani Abacha, in which she describes him as "a very moral man". A tolerant wife indeed, considering that Mr Abacha died of a heart attack while being serviced by three prostitutes ...Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Hello Good Friend Chegegitz Guavera,
My name is Japher Takeallyormoney and I hail from the wonderfully rich African nation of Apolytonbatu. I have noticed you posting on a message board I frequent, and because of your communist agenda and anti-Bush critiques I would like to impart upon you $1,000,050.47 in your American dollars. That is how rediculously wonderfully rich our country is! Can you believe it?!
All I need from you is you American checking account number, including the routing number, as well as naked pictures of this bnnygrl you so endearingly speak of so that I may show all my wonderfull wealthy tribe.
I look forward to hearing from you.
You wonderfully rich Apolytonbatuian friend,
Japher Makemericho
PS Don't forget the picturesComment
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A guy at my brothers job replied and started to tease a scammer, sending mails back and forward and asking for a meeting and making great plans. The scammer played along.
Then my brother's friend wrote that his wife had found out about the plans and threatened to go to the police. "So I killed her and now I keep the body in the bath tube. it's starting to smell, what should we do?". He never heard from the scammer againSo get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!Comment
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Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
A guy at my brothers job replied and started to tease a scammer, sending mails back and forward and asking for a meeting and making great plans. The scammer played along.
Then my brother's friend wrote that his wife had found out about the plans and threatened to go to the police. "So I killed her and now I keep the body in the bath tube. it's starting to smell, what should we do?". He never heard from the scammer again
Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Let him know he should use lye, it covers the smell and helps to decompose the body so that it can't be identified if ever discovered.Comment
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the first african in space, i love it
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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Why did the African go to space?
He was looking for the source of the Coke Bottle!!!
I still have it
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I thought he was looking for someone to scam.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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To think that there´s actually people believing this crap..I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Asher on molly bloomComment
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Dearest,
I am Ms.Jan Taylor,daughter to former president of Liberia(Charls Taylor),am 18yrs old,I need ur help, i want to become a model, my father deposited for me US$9.8 million in a security company before he was forced out of the presidential office which led to his excile to another west african country. I, and my mother with my brothers also left the country when we could no longer stand on the presure and maltreatments given to us by the ruling government now in Liberia, we ran away with nothing and the situation here is getting so bad for us that we manage to eat one meal in each day.
Honey, i need ur help to retrieve the fund and invest it for us to any lucrative business in your country with your experience and we also need your help to get us an apartment where we will relocate in your country immediately you retrieves the fund for us. My father handed over the certificate of deposit to me and ask me to keep it intact that i will need to present it to the security company before they can release the money to me, that if it gets lost, that it means they will not release the fund to us, since then i am trying my best to make sure the certificate of deposit is intact, so i handed it over to my confidential lawyer for safety and security purposes. And i have been in constant communication with the security company. I made them to understand that i will be sending someone as my investment nominee/trustee to take delivery of the fund for me and they accepts, they are waiting for the person that i will nominate.
Please i want to nominate you, so i need your full name, address and phone number which i will send to the security company to contact you as my nominee/representative. Please contact me on my most confidetial/secured email address: helplovelyjataylor@mynet.com
I remain your lovely girl,
Jan.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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I will never give for poor African kids again. All they do when they grow up is scam the white man.Comment
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Haven't you heard? The whole poor starving African kids is a scam to get money too!Originally posted by Ecthy
I will never give for poor African kids again. All they do when they grow up is scam the white man.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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There we go
Civil wars, famines, droughts: Ha ha ha ha
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Where is the 'funny' shadow in your avatar picture?One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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