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    I've seen them. It's true..

    But this time she was beautiful. At one of my regular kebab joints, there was this new girl working there. I think she might have been the daughter of the owner. Anyway, she was one of the most beautiful things I've seen in the whole month. She's Arabian, or I don't know.. maybe Turkish? Anyway, superhot. Like.. difficult to describe, exotic, like a princess. With, what I consider to be top 3 most important things in girl right after butt, a great smile.

    Oh man. She smiled a whole lot too. She had this cute accent with her Finnish, I was so taken by her efforts. She clearly comes from good family, hard working entrepreneurs, working in one of the more difficult place to make business and also with lots of skeptics and even racists.. so.. I have to respect that, plus I'm Mr Kebab so... she could make me kebabs! My own kebab girl.. nice!!!

    I try to go there tomorrow again and chat her up more. I tried today but I didn't get far because they had so many orders that she had to almost run all the time to make pizzas and kebabs and answer the phone. So maybe tomorrow I can get more out of her.. I definitely will go there. I hope she likes me. She's such a beauty, that i wouldn't even want to sleep with her for a while. Take it slow.. and she'd be the luckiest girl too, getting me. I'd go there and bust every Punk trying to mess around in there, drunk or sober. For free.. I'd damage their livers for sure.



    But I forgot her name already, it was something difficult. But tomorrow I will learn it.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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    I once stalked a Pizza Hut employee.

    The police tend to get all angsty about it though.

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    • #3
      gay stalkers

      Disturbing image!
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #4
        For future reference Pekka, her name will be on her namebadge.
        I like the combination of being able to chat to a hotty, and getting kebab goodness. Mmmmm.

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        • #5
          no she didn't have a badge...

          But it's rather easy talking, because girls like a man who talk to them sober. In here, notoriusly impotent in small talk, so like every guy chats up girls ONLY drunk. And then they are sex maniacs drunk so.. it's like a breath of fresh air, so even if they don't fancy you, they are most likely going to be polite and flattered, so it's cool. At least this is my impression of things.

          Besides, I most likely wouldn't have talked to her but she was down to earth type of a person it seemed to me.. you know, a really nice person I think. So I didn't have any problems with the whole thing, felt totally comfortable. Maybe this is meant to be. My own kebab girl. Instead of shouting 'MAKE ME BREAD!' I could go 'MAKE ME KEBAB!'
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #6
            Hum, beware of over-protective male relatives, though...
            I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Pekka
              gay stalkers

              Disturbing image!
              I know, my lifestyle is sick and wrong, come to think of it...

              If you really like this girl, follow her home after work so you know where to post the love notes to her.

              With any luck, she'll apreciate all the effort you've made

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              • #8
                Oh you make it sound so innocent red_jon.. or maybe I can just write down the link for this thread, and then drop that in her mailbox!!!!! COOL!

                Tattila, yeah.. maybe it's a myth though? I don't know..
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  Gorgeious dark hair, oval face, nice dark complexion, eye lashes to kill for, good build. Turkish and Arabic hotties. I can't hit it (married bit).
                  The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
                  And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
                  Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
                  Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.

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                  • #10
                    I was hoping to see a picture when I saw the title of this thread...

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                      • #12
                        Re: Chicks With Kebabs

                        Originally posted by Pekka
                        I've seen them. It's true..

                        But this time she was beautiful. At one of my regular kebab joints, there was this new girl working there. I think she might have been the daughter of the owner. Anyway, she was one of the most beautiful things I've seen in the whole month. She's Arabian, or I don't know.. maybe Turkish? Anyway, superhot. Like.. difficult to describe, exotic, like a princess. With, what I consider to be top 3 most important things in girl right after butt, a great smile.
                        Yeah, but the rule is you eat kebabs when you're drunk. So therefore, every women serving you will look superhot.
                        Golfing since 67

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                        • #13
                          Surely all chicks have kebabs?

                          Did she show you hers?
                          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                          • #14
                            tingkai, well I was sober so..
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #15
                              Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

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