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  • not genuinely. It's just brutal.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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    • Originally posted by Az
      no, commies are never straight.


      Personally, I like to eat the brains of little boys. But I always ejaculate on them first. I also have this interesting fetish in which I melt parts of credit cards ( as a sign of my fight against consumerism ), and then I take pull the kids' eyes out their sockets, and pour freshly molten plastic over their optical nerves, so that they could finally see the truth and achieve class awareness.
      You're disgusting man. Melting credit cards...
      What?

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      • Ah, the wonderous world of Apolyton. Where a nice thread about Apolytoners starts talking about masterbating on the brains of little boys and then eating them (and the path that got us here is almost logical).

        We DO have talent here....
        Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
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        • Originally posted by Smiley
          There's definitely such as thing as website programmer and another thing as website deginer, and being one does not make one automatically the other.

          The programmers write code that give the sites functionality, but do not necessarily make it look good, or even legible. Classic example would be some of those 1990s era websites with loads of javascript on a blinking orange background.

          On the other hand, website designers may simply be using frontpage or some other program that does all the code writing after they've dragged around pictures on the screen.
          You speak of the majority of webdesigners; but there are those who have to be all-rounders. Webdesigners who can program and are creative with art (and can use Flash, Photoshop, etc) are hard to come by.

          I write my own scripts, but of course, as most programmers will do, they will look at other's work to see how they did theirs. Same goes for graphics, you need that inspiration. I am stronger on the graphics side, but my programming side is catching up. So far I am sufficient in PHP, ASP, Javascript and Perl.
          be free

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          • profession - english student
            talent - writing, photography, could potentially blend the two in directing.
            "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
            Drake Tungsten
            "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
            Albert Speer

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            • Proffession: Saving the world
              Talent: Spelling
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • Originally posted by Smiley
                On the other hand, website designers may simply be using frontpage or some other program that does all the code writing after they've dragged around pictures on the screen.
                FrontPage?!

                /me slaps Smiley around with a trout
                (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                • Originally posted by Kontiki
                  What exactly is a "computer professional"? Programmer? Website developer? Sales person at Best Buy?
                  Network admin/system analyst/project manager/website devloper/website designer/crash test dummy

                  Better?
                  (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                  (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                  (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                  • Apolytoners starts talking about masterbating on the brains of little boys and then eating them


                    Hey, what can I say? It's a talent.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • Profession: Office clerk in City civil law department

                      Talent: Like to learn about people and actually listen about who the person actually is. That, and getting into unique situations...
                      Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
                      Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
                      *****Citizen of the Hive****
                      "...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis

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                      • Originally posted by monolith94
                        profession - english student
                        talent - writing, photography, could potentially blend the two in directing.
                        You could do the photo "stories" they have in mucky books.
                        Or even better, Dierdre's photo casebook in the Sun.

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                        • Originally posted by Donegeal
                          Ah, the wonderous world of Apolyton. Where a nice thread about Apolytoners starts talking about masterbating on the brains of little boys and then eating them (and the path that got us here is almost logical).

                          We DO have talent here....
                          Isn't that the norm over here?
                          Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
                          Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
                          *****Citizen of the Hive****
                          "...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis

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                          • Originally posted by Frankychan
                            quote:
                            Originally posted by Donegeal
                            Ah, the wonderous world of Apolyton. Where a nice thread about Apolytoners starts talking about masterbating on the brains of little boys and then eating them (and the path that got us here is almost logical).

                            We DO have talent here....

                            Isn't that the norm over here?



                            Oh dear lord i hope this isnt a persons special talents. If so i have two words straight Jacket
                            When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                            "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                            Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                            • Chiming in late to the party to report that I have no talents or skillz of any kind, although I pretend to have a few while at work.

                              I am a useless human being.

                              Thank you.



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                              • profession: Sr. Warehouseman in a high volume auto parts distribution center (for all of Ca)

                                talent: posting in Apolyton
                                anti steam and proud of it

                                CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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