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  • #91
    teaching commie crap that is.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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    • #92
      Well, of course.

      My methods involve removing 3/4 of the brain, teach the person (now retarded) my commie crap, and then EAT THE BRAINS!

      I especially like it when I'm teaching commie crap to small innocent children. Their brain is so much more tasty than adults'
      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • #93
        It's all in the texture Spiff
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #94
          I especially like it when I'm teaching commie crap to small innocent children. Their brain is so much more tasty than adults'


          I like the 'knack' when I break apart the lobes.
          urgh.NSFW

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          • #95
            Damn straight
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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            • #96
              no, commies are never straight. They are crooked. And smell bad.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #97
                no, commies are never straight.


                Oh, no, of course we aren't.

                Personally, I like to eat the brains of little boys. But I always ejaculate on them first. I also have this interesting fetish in which I melt parts of credit cards ( as a sign of my fight against consumerism ), and then I take pull the kids' eyes out their sockets, and pour freshly molten plastic over their optical nerves, so that they could finally see the truth and achieve class awareness.
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #98
                  nah, jews have a nice smell
                  I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                  Asher on molly bloom

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                  • #99
                    You're weird.

                    (curses DF, you got in my way, this was directed at Az)
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • nah, jews have a nice smell


                      I don't know whether to be flattered or VERY VERY DISTURBED.
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • Originally posted by Az
                        Personally, I like to eat the brains of little boys. But I always ejaculate on them first. I also have this interesting fetish in which I melt parts of credit cards ( as a sign of my fight against consumerism ), and then I take pull the kids' eyes out their sockets, and pour freshly molten plastic over their optical nerves, so that they could finally see the truth and achieve class awareness.
                        You're too lax to be a teacher. The boys need discipline!

                        And you can't achieve discipline with those touchy feely librul methods you're employing!
                        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                        • I know already I am not weird
                          I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                          Asher on molly bloom

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                          • Right, Az was brutal in his description of his fantasies involving boys, but DF said something genuinely disturbing oh man..
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • I like smelling stuff, is that a crime?
                              I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                              Asher on molly bloom

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                              • Originally posted by Pekka
                                Right, Az was brutal in his description of his fantasies involving boys, but DF said something genuinely disturbing oh man..
                                And masturbating on boys' brains is not disturbing? Hmmm...
                                Speaking of Erith:

                                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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