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Profession: Administrative Assistant/Political Fundraiser
Talents: Sweet lovemaking,
Talents: Sweet lovemaking,
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If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******. -
you should try some real board gamesOriginally posted by Jaguar
Profession: Nothing
Talents: Asskickery at board games. Scrabble, Chess, Risk, Monopoly, etc. Monopoly, contrary to popular belief, is not luck.
like ASL, or Civilization (the Avalon Hill one), or Third Reich, or the like
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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profession: web designer
talents: cooking, entertaining, overthrowing the governmentChristianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Profession: Pension Investigator
Talents: All sorts of stuff“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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No offense, Che, but you really suck at that last one...Originally posted by chegitz guevara
profession: web designer
talents: cooking, entertaining, overthrowing the government"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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It's a steep learning curve.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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The amount of people who list sex related things as their talent is a bit ridiculous. Prostitutes or women with supernatural control over their anatomy I might believe, otherwise every average schmuck probably considers themselves a good....a sex god.
What do you base your belief upon? The fake orgasms of your partner? How can a kiss be measured in a technical way, like say gymnastics or other such sports? Do you get a point for every time you stick your tongue in? Maybe bonus points for longest kiss without breathing...Last edited by Bkeela; August 22, 2005, 02:15.Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/Comment
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professions..
quality control specialist 20 years.. last job i was quality manager for a small machine shop that made critical parts for the navy. I'm trained to progam and operate a CMM coordinate measuring machine. one of the few women in a typically male field.
photo and discription of one type of CMM
also trained as a cosmetologist..
talents... artist/writer
working on several books ..this is what i do full time right now.
building an art studio on the back of my house, project is about half done.Last edited by boann; August 22, 2005, 10:31."If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine HepburnComment
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Profession: Student
Talents: Kickass Actor and PlaywrightLast edited by The Emperor Fabulous; August 22, 2005, 21:47."I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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Profession: Student and Chemist
Talent: The ancient art of bombarding with arguments until people are tired but not willing to admit defeat. I also consider myself a pretty good driver.Comment
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Profession: Tax Consultant
Talent: Making tax-time seem fun.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Dude, you're a tax consultant?
You're like the person most removed from the stereotype, ever.
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I have no talents. I'm worthless in every way.
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Profession: Forestry worker
Talent: Very well-read in current events and trivia (in swedish allmänbildad )I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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Profession: Investment wan... sorry, banker.
Talent: Producing copious amounts of BS, both written and verbal.Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.Comment
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