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As everybody knows, the world is getting gayer with people like Fez out of the closet and Arnie in a gubernatorial mansion. It's only a question of time before the Dutch force gay marriage down or throats (or up our colons; I forget).
Now, this got me thinking. We're told all the time that Western civilization is to a great extent founded on the achievements of Ancient Greek politics and philosophy. Now, as we all know, those Greek politicians and philosophers were a bunch of gay pederasts who were ****ing lithe boys all the time when they weren't invading Persia or proving that movement is impossible. They even were equal opportunity fags - think of Sappho.
The conclusion would, then, seem escapable - the very basis of Western civilization is flamboyantly gay, and as every good Marxist knows, the basis determines the superstructure. Western civilization, in short, is gay.
Now, this wouldn't be much to worry oneself sick about if it were just some jungle tribe among whom anal rape passed for an initiation rite - we're talking about the world's most successful civilization, which as we speak is bringing lesbian porn to the farthest corners of the globe (I forget how a globe can have corners, but anyway). If the spread of Western civilization isn't brought to a halt, the entire world is going to degrade into miasma of gay orgies and obese lesbians making out on the highways.
We must do something! Think of the children!
(Don't think of them that way, you pervert!)
Now, this got me thinking. We're told all the time that Western civilization is to a great extent founded on the achievements of Ancient Greek politics and philosophy. Now, as we all know, those Greek politicians and philosophers were a bunch of gay pederasts who were ****ing lithe boys all the time when they weren't invading Persia or proving that movement is impossible. They even were equal opportunity fags - think of Sappho.
The conclusion would, then, seem escapable - the very basis of Western civilization is flamboyantly gay, and as every good Marxist knows, the basis determines the superstructure. Western civilization, in short, is gay.
Now, this wouldn't be much to worry oneself sick about if it were just some jungle tribe among whom anal rape passed for an initiation rite - we're talking about the world's most successful civilization, which as we speak is bringing lesbian porn to the farthest corners of the globe (I forget how a globe can have corners, but anyway). If the spread of Western civilization isn't brought to a halt, the entire world is going to degrade into miasma of gay orgies and obese lesbians making out on the highways.
We must do something! Think of the children!
(Don't think of them that way, you pervert!)
everybody turns gay -> no kids -> no more western civilisation -> the hairy savages can take over. problem solved
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