What has Denmark ever done for us?

[MOBIUS]

Certainly not roads or aqueducts...

Just wondering why Winston has such a hard on over the fact that Denmark beat England in an almost pointless friendly game and it got me to thinking that the answer is not very much at all...

No wonder he has to milk this rare source of pride for all it's worth!

So, what has Denmark ever done for us?

Apart from Bacon that is!

[Thorn]

Israel should be granted all the land in the Middle East... you like that do ya Mobius... you feel lucky, well do ya punk?!

[Bereta_Eder]

i bet not even bicycles

[Sava]

they gave us danishes!

[MOBIUS]

Originally posted by Thorn
Israel should be granted all the land in the Middle East... you like that do ya Mobius... you feel lucky, well do ya punk?!

Apparently Denmark has given us...

Thorn looking totally clueless!

An unexpected if pleasant surprise!

[Thorn]

Hey Mobius wanna get married and have mutant children?

[MOBIUS]

Originally posted by Sava
they gave us danishes!

Actually in Denmark they are called soemthing else IIRC - further proof that Denmark has given the world so little that other nations feel sorry for it and pretend that 'Danishes' are from Denmark even though they were invented somewhere else...

[lord of the mark]

well they didnt try to have Lord Nelson declared a war criminal, for introducing the word "Copenhagen" as a verb into international relations - as in - "George Bush should be very careful before he Copenhagen's Iran"

[MOBIUS]

Obviously they were trying to flood our markets with cheap bacon and fake 'danishes' and needed to be punished...

[Bereta_Eder]

what are danishes?

[Donegeal]

They are little people from a small country in Europe.

They taste great with coffee.

[Datajack Franit]

I see that you can connect people´s political opinions with their (poor) grammar

[Gangerolf]

pastry. afaik in denmark they're called wienerbrød, but in vienna they call them kopenhagener gebäck. go figure.

[Winston]

We were the first to legalize pictorial pornography, in 1969.

Case closed.

[pchang]

Playboy's first issue was in December 1953.