Who is smarter? George W Bush or Dan Quayle?

[Japher]

Bush is smarter... this is evident in his ability to vocabularize.

[Winston]

It's funny with the nucular thing. I have a strong feeling that if he were to once say nuclear, he'd rush to correct himself.

Don't laugh, but I find the Bushisms quite endearing. Not least because he often calls attention to his own verbal shortcomings and makes fun of it.

[Playful]

OK soo.. off the topic a bit.. but why aren't dogs allowed at the White House?? They pee on the Bushes and chase the Quail. Score one for the dogs.

[alva]

You're...you're...you're from Texas??!!

What is this world coming too!!!

[Boris Godunov]

Quayle can at least speak in complete sentences. And I don't think he has damaged his brain by snorting coke.

Still, the bananas are the obvious choice...

[SlowwHand]

Who runs Australia?

I have a quarter of the first non Aussie who can answer that.

And Horse? Go on that side of the room and join the line forming behind Mobius.

[TheStinger]

john howard

do i win?

[Winston]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Who runs Australia?

I have a quarter of the first non Aussie who can answer that.

Easy, Howard Dean.

He runs QUEENSLAND. And VICTORIA. And WESTERN AUSTRALIA. And.. Yeehaw!!

[Sava]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Who runs Australia?

I have a quarter of the first non Aussie who can answer that.

And Horse? Go on that side of the room and join the line forming behind Mobius.

AHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAH YOUR HERO IS AN IDIOT!

[Theben]

Dan Quayle- at least he can take a prescripted speech and use it to make himself sound intelligent. With one Bush still sounds like a chump.

[SlowwHand]

Runs part of it, huh?

[SlowwHand]

And besides that, you don't count.

[Peter Triggs]

Apologies to all who have heard this one before:

George Bush is visiting the Queen of England.
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are
there any tips you can give me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people."
Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea.
"Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle.
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send The Prime Minister
in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Your Majesty..."
The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have
a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Blair answers, "That would be me!"
"Yes! Very good!" says the Queen.
Back at the White House, Bush calls in his vice president, Dick Cheney.
"Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's
not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you on that
one."
Dick Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him
an answer.
Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in
the next stall.
Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have
a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!"
Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with Bush.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin
Powell."
Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face,
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

[Theben]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
And besides that, you don't count.

And what makes you think you do?

[Winston]

For starters, he's not you, Traban.