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    History says that the Christopher Walken for President Hoax was one of the best because of the actor’s fame. Several websites were built to lend authenticity to Walken’s supposed political campaign.


    - Because we all know that the last time america was great it was when it had an actor as President.
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  • #2
    Do CGI guys count too? Then I'm for Yoda.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Az
      - Because we all know that the last time america was great it was when it had an actor as President.
      You got that right.
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      • #4
        You know, it's quite sad that I knew when I typed it that it will be Winston, and not one of the americans that would reply to my reagan remark.
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        • #5
          Thank you, thank you.

          You know, it might be a slight disadvantage for Christopher Walken's campaign that the one line he's most known for is "One shot, Mike. One shot."

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          • #6
            Ah yes, Reaganomics. And we all know how good that turned out, huh? Oh wait! There was SDI as well. That turned out lovely too.
            Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
            Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
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            • #7
              Christopher Walken is creepy enough as an actor. I'd rather not have him skulking around the White House frightening people everytime he rounds a corner or enters a room.
              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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              • #8
                Actually, I saw him in "Wedding Crashers", and he wasn't creepy at all there. He's also seems like a very intelligent guy, so I think he'll be an excellent choice.

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                • #9
                  Sorry, but I don't want this...



                  ...anywhere near this.



                  I'm just sayin'...
                  The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                  The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                  • #10
                    I have the Killer proof: you'll vote for him!

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                    • #11
                      He was pretty cool in that Fatboy Slim video.

                      Dancing Chris

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                      • #12
                        Having read his policies if I was American I'd vote for him in a second.
                        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                        We've got both kinds

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                        • #13
                          I don't think we should pat him on the back too much, it might scare the American centerists away.
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                          • #14
                            He's got sensible policies so the right wing will paint him as a dangerous extremist.
                            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                            We've got both kinds

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                            • #15
                              He's got sensible policies so the right wing will paint him as a dangerous extremist.


                              Precisely.
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