Australian Skilled Immigration Drive: Come to sunny Australia

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by C0ckney
i would do it but i've heard a ghastly rumour that australia is full of australians.

Not even close to being true.

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
Speaking from experience, are we?

yes

I speak as a member of the ruling nomenklatura.

[Az]

I wouldn't mind doing a couple of years in Aus, to collect some cash. Is that sort of deal possible?

[Alexander's Horse]

noone with the Israeli flag is admitted - sorry.

[Az]

Now I know you lie.

[Alexander's Horse]

you're right - our government is very close to Israel

[Az]

you mean "CONTROLLED by Israel", obviously. noone can be close to Israel unless they're CONTROLLED by Israel.

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse


Not necessarily - a US qualification would be highly regarded.

Damn.

I have mad skillz too. Some would say All Class.

[Alexander's Horse]

whatever,

we also have the most holocaust survivors per capita outside of Israel

which is interesting because we probably have the most war criminals too

[Az]

whatever,

we also have the most holocaust survivors per capita outside of Israel

which is interesting because we probably have the most war criminals too

Cool, I guess. But do you have jobs for chemists?

[Alexander's Horse]

the in-demand categories are listed on the web site

[Az]

No they're not.

I guess I am not smart enough to find them for you people.

[Ted Striker]

Here's the "shortage" list.

http://www.immi.gov.au/allforms/pdf/1121i.pdf

Ted wins bonus points and free VISA.

Horse don't you have some hot little Pacific Islander secretary that finds these things for you???

[Alexander's Horse]

don't show him where chemist is listed, he'll never find it

[Az]

Oh, I found it, but I don't know what to do with it now.

Too bad I don't know my way around boring paperwork unlike, ahem, some.