New Liquor Warning Labels

[SlowwHand]

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a ******.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcoho! l may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: - the crumsumpten of alcahol may macke you tihnk you can tipe real gode

[Playful]

You mean I really can't sing?

[SlowwHand]

Can still do karaoke and fit right in.

[Japher]

WARNING: - the crumsumpten of alcahol may macke you tihnk you can tipe real gode

Jon Miller!

You mean I really can't sing?

WARNING: - the consumption of alcohol may cause DLs

WARNING: - the consumption of alcohol may cause one to believe they are actually in the video game "Civilization"

[boann]

i notice that several of these you have personally tested out for accuracy meathead

[SlowwHand]

Playful is NOT a dl. No, no, no.


And I've always LOVED that photo.

[Tattila the Hun]

I'm not drunk or anything, but should not this be "can't"?

"WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting."

[Japher]

It makes you think you can... when in fact, you can't

it's worded right.

[boann]

hello playful... welcome

[Japher]

WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to post on some stupid gaming website for years and years...

[Playful]

Japher I'm not a DL and I think I can safely say I'm one of the reasons SlowwHand was missing from the forum for so long

[Playful]

Originally posted by boann
hello playful... welcome

Thank You Boann

Pleasure to meet you

[Jon Miller]

welcome playful

you forgot the one about kissing tomorrow goodbye

or the lost of time

or the engaging in stupid activities

JM

[Playful]

Hello Jon Thank you for the welcome

[boann]

Originally posted by Playful


Thank You Boann

Pleasure to meet you

nice to have another female around.
its easy to get outnumbered around here.