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    Zomfg I'm A Beta Tester For Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri Ii !!1

    OMG I just got my mail and there was like this golden envelope and I was all like "Dude, wtf?" so I opened it and it was an ingraved invitation to be a beta tester for Sid Meir's Alpha Centauri II and I was all like "OMG!" and I called them immediately to accept and they were all like "Dude, sweet." and I was all like "Yeah, dude." but then they were all like "But you can't share any screenshots with anyone or we'll like kill you in your sleep." and I was all like "Dude, wtf?" and they were all like, "Yeah, bummer." and I was all like, "That's bogus, dude." and they were all like, "IN YOUR SLEEP!!!" and I was all like, "Ok, whatever..."

    ...so you'll just have to believe me.*









    *Before you go to France, I'm mocking this thread:
    Simtropolis
    http://www.simtropolis.com/idealbb/view.asp?mode=viewtopic&topicID=67151&num=30&pageNo=1
    Help, guides, and discussion forums for SimCity 4, Cities: Skylines, and other City-Building games.

    We'll see how long it lasts before the mods there toast it.
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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    Oh, that's weak. Poly decapitalized the title of my thread. Dude, wtf?
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    • #3
      Selfbumping in 13 mins - guys, I think that we have a spam ready thread.
      With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

      Steven Weinberg

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      • #4
        Damnit! I forgot to watch Firefly! That's the whole reason I came home early.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          why mock that thread here?

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            • #7
              Don't toy with my emotions like that.
              "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
              Drake Tungsten
              "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
              Albert Speer

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              • #8
                Originally posted by BlackCat
                Selfbumping in 13 mins - guys, I think that we have a spam ready thread.
                Naw, only Che's threads are perfectly crafted for spam tonight.
                Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by OzzyKP


                  Naw, only Che's threads are perfectly crafted for spam tonight.
                  are we only allowed one spam thread per day ?
                  With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                  Steven Weinberg

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                  • #10
                    I voted for Silent Service.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                      Damnit! I forgot to watch Firefly! That's the whole reason I came home early.
                      I saw every second. It was sweet.
                      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                      • #12
                        DRose is a bastid.
                        Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
                        Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
                        *****Citizen of the Hive****
                        "...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by BlackCat
                          Selfbumping in 13 mins - guys, I think that we have a spam ready thread.
                          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            Damnit! I forgot to watch Firefly! That's the whole reason I came home early.
                            I haven't seen a single re-aired episode yet; I keep forgetting to too.
                            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                            • #15
                              As for the rest of it:

                              Originally posted by Blake
                              why mock that thread here?
                              Because Simtropolis caters to Simcity fans, not Civilization.

                              Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                              I'd be too if I had to clean every single one of my bathrooms after fapping in them.

                              Originally posted by monolith94
                              Don't toy with my emotions like that.
                              Made you look!

                              Originally posted by OzzyKP
                              Naw, only Che's threads are perfectly crafted for spam tonight.
                              Right, 'cause we're only allowed one irreverant thread a night...

                              Originally posted by BlackCat
                              are we only allowed one spam thread per day ?
                              No.

                              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                              I voted for Silent Service.
                              ?

                              Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
                              I saw every second. It was sweet.
                              Which episode was it tonight?

                              Originally posted by Frankychan
                              DRose is a bastid.
                              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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