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  • #16
    FAP?

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    • #17
      You'll know when you're older.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #18
        Main Entry: FAP
        Function: abbreviation
        familial adenomatous polyposis

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        • #19
          Another way of saying masturabtion Maybe you've heard of: Tickling the pickle Choking the chicken Jackie the beanstalk Five knuckle shuffle Beating the meat Applying the handbrake Busting a nut Having a wank Masturbating Jerkin the Gurkan Choking Charlie till he throws up Taming the snake Rubbing the genie's lamp Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL} Cocking the rifle "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!" Waving the wand Launching the rocket Stroking Johnny Me-time These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #21
              I likw fwap better than fap
              Monkey!!!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                Every time you tell a pun, I kill a kitten.
                Quetzalcoatl, kitten of doom, springs to REVENGE!
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                Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                • #23
                  kill it!

                  uh, need pun!
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                    Every time you tell a pun, I kill a kitten.

                    Fine by me. I prefer dog tamales anyway.


                    Now for a good old Aztec singalong:

                    # Going to the Chapultepec
                    And I'm gonna get flayed...#
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                    Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                    ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                    • #25
                      Molly, for the love of God, please stop...

                      I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                      • #26
                        ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg
                          Molly, for the love of God, please stop...


                          Why, will you spill your glass of maize flavoured Xochimilco, the divine drink that refreshes the parts other blood thirsty deities cannot reach ?


                          If on the other hand you're bored, you could always go somewhere and Oaxaca off....


                          Richie Valens has a rethInca of his lyrics:

                          # Soy capitan
                          Soy capitan
                          Soy capitan

                          Vilca bamba

                          Vilca bamba

                          Vilca bamba ...#

                          Quechua me if you can...
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                          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                          • #28
                            Guacamolly, aparentl too much copal in your coca.
                            "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                            "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Wernazuma III
                              Guacamolly, aparentl too much copal in your coca.

                              Oh, I know, I just can't Copan any more.


                              I might go to Peru or Chile, and watch some of that popular Nazca racing on the plains. I'll need some refreshment in that climate though, and why have Tiahuanaco-ffee's available ?


                              Coffee addict furious at non getting his breakfast cup of cafe con leche:
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                              Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                              ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                              • #30
                                Vhat is zis?! (nazi inca)
                                In da butt.
                                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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