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    The police in Gothenburg, Sweden, might be the first in the world to train a dog to sniff for traces of semen at rape scenes. According to the article, semen is volatile, and loses its smell fast. The first attempt to find semen at a crime scene failed, but more eveluations will be done before a decision is made about the continuation of the method.

    Now, there must be a million questions and spins on this topic:

    - How, exactly, do they train the dog before they go to a real crime scene?
    - What do you say to your colleague after the dog sniffed his/her crotch?
    - Would Hillary want one?

    So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
    Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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    I'm afraid that they'll find out I have a nasty little tactile fixation
    If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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    • #3
      TMI
      "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
      "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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      • #4
        KIDDING

        I do engage in regular carnal relations.
        If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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        • #5
          Hmmm, surely they'd just end up following blokes around
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #6
            who provides the samples?

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            • #7
              ymb
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #8
                *miaow*
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #9
                  Sava: Your ass >->-> Eventis >->-> NOW!!
                  The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                  The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Sperm dog training for CSI experts

                    Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
                    According to the article, semen is volatile, and loses its smell fast.
                    This fact, if true, makes visits I've had to some people's domiciles quite...disturbing.
                    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                    • #11
                      I was at this gay bar that smelled like semen. But perhaps it wasn't semen. This was a seedy place. Sex acts actually did occur in back rooms and on chairs along the walls.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dis
                        I was at this gay bar that smelled like semen. But perhaps it wasn't semen. This was a seedy place. Sex acts actually did occur in back rooms and on chairs along the walls.
                        As Dis, it was probably semen. If it smelt like semen and it...yeah...
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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