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Seagal does Aikido 
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he walks to the room. calm.
his orietnal chains dangle. calm.
he speaks things straight. calm
he kicks everybody's ass. calmComment
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Ecthy does Aikido too
Soon he will start Karate
In China they'll teach him some Kung Fu
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Watch a movie called Bruce Lee: His Story.Originally posted by Ecthy
How good is that last Bruce Lee movie where he fights all those other martial arts on different stages? What's that name again, Tower of Death or something? And yes, he died during working on that movie.
edit: Game of Death. any good?
It shows the fights in that movie. The fight with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is priceless.
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Well, as "Bosh" well knows, my favourite cheesy 80s actioner is the inimitable "Big Trouble in Little China".
"Are you ready Jack?"
"I was BORN ready."
Kurt Russel, John Carpenter, rent it see it buy it"Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.Comment
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no need. it's been played ad nauseum. it was funny the first two times.Comment
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Like sex with the same woman.Comment
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NO!! IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY!!
(BTW, I once went to the same summer camp as kurt russels kids)"Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.Comment
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Yeah, I met a guy at uni who in army served with someone who claimed to be the nephew of Gerhard Schröder.
AND????Comment
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Well............I'm sorry I can't think of anything more obscure to say than that.
"Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.Comment
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I bowled with the nephew, of a senator from Utah, that served at the same time as Jake Garn when he went on the Space shuttle.Originally posted by Seeker
Well............I'm sorry I can't think of anything more obscure to say than that.
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Last edited by Tuberski; August 6, 2005, 13:26.Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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In other news, there's been a terrible plane crash off Sicily.Comment
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Originally posted by Tuberski
Escape from New York!
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Originally posted by Seeker
Well, as "Bosh" well knows, my favourite cheesy 80s actioner is the inimitable "Big Trouble in Little China".
"Are you ready Jack?"
"I was BORN ready."
Kurt Russel, John Carpenter, rent it see it buy it
John Carpenter is the man! I recommend the original "Assault on Precinct 13"
Scarface is cheesy, although good cheese, and has a huge body count. Total Recall is another deathmatch."In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
—Orson Welles as Harry LimeComment
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Tuberski: New Winnah an Grand Champeen of the Meaningless and Obscure Celebrity Connection Olympics (MOCCO)!
"Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.Comment
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Thank you, thank you.
The guy was the nephew of Orrin Hatch, btw.
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