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  • My Dumb State, part 11.

    Ocala man arrested for making up murder story to get wife to leave him

    August 3, 2005, 7:08 AM EDT

    OCALA -- A man made up a story about killing a hitchhiker and burying the body in the woods in an effort to persuade his wife to leave him, authorities said.

    Teddy Claire Akin, 28, of Ocala, was charged Tuesday with making a false report and petit theft. He was being held without bail.

    Akin's wife, Felicia, called the Marion County Sheriff's Office Monday to report that her husband had told her that he killed a hitchhiker, authorities said.

    Akin told investigators he had picked up the hitchhiker, who wanted a ride to Tampa. He said he hit the man in the neck, causing him to gasp and make a gurgling sound, when the two got into an argument over how far Akin would drive him, authorities said.

    Akin said he dumped the body in a forest near a gun range and kept the man's wallet, which contained the license of Utah resident Dennis Legrande Allen, authorities said.

    Deputies searching the area Akin described with dogs and an air unit failed to find a body Monday evening, Capt. Thomas Bibb said.

    Akin eventually told investigators that he was going through a divorce and had hoped the murder story would make his wife leave him, said Sue Livoti, a sheriff's office spokeswoman.

    "It seems he wanted to get a little attention and sympathy from his wife,'' Bibb said. Akin told investigators he found the wallet on top of a newspaper stand.

    Investigators reached Allen in Utah by phone; Allen said he did not know Akin. The sheriff's office would probably bill Akin for the cost of their seven-hour search, Bibb said.

    "This was something that cost us a lot of time and energy,'' Bibb said. A message left early Wednesday at the county public defender's office was not immediately returned.

    Copyright © 2005, South Florida Sun-Sentinel

    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    Remind me again why we shouldn't cut you jokers off from the mainland, Che.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    • #3
      You need us for comic relief.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #4
        Sorry, not good enough.
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #5
          Cheap access to the beach and the Mouse, as well as Florida orange juice.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #6
            At least we don't have million-dollar mobile homes, like California.

            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #7
              I don't see why is he arrested. Is lying a crime now?
              urgh.NSFW

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              • #8
                It is when you lie to the police.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #9
                  nm that, who's the chick?
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #10
                    Just some chick whose folks are asking $1,000,000 for their trailer home, which you see behind her.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #11
                      Filing a false report is a crime (although IIRC a misdemeanor). Similar to calling 911 with a prank call. Basically it's a form of fraud against the state.
                      <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                      I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                      • #12
                        He's just a major dumbass.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #13
                          Just some chick whose folks are asking $1,000,000 for their trailer home, which you see behind her.


                          I'd hit it in a million dollar trailer.
                          urgh.NSFW

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Az
                            Just some chick whose folks are asking $1,000,000 for their trailer home, which you see behind her.


                            I'd hit it in a million dollar trailer.

                            Some people are so cheap....
                            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                            • #15
                              that's some high-class white trash
                              Monkey!!!

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