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    God NOOOO! I have a terrible (non lifethreating- usually) untreatable disease!!!!!!!

    I have celiac disease; Which means I can't eat anything with wheat products, like grains, oats or eating even bloody potatoes.....

    Noooooooooo

    no more

    Pizza

    no more

    Sandwiches (like hamburgers or hotdogs with the buns)

    no more

    Pasta

    no more

    French Fries

    no more

    Mashed Potatoes

    no more

    Bread

    no more

    Breading (like Chicken fingers or fried Mozzerella sticks).......
    "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​
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  • #2
    lolz

    Try being diabetec first 12 years of your life ^_^.

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    • #3
      Thats like my entire diet

      Best hope you like eating steak and chicken
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      • #4
        Switch to an Asian diet based on rice and soy.
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        There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
        Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd

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        • #5
          Holy #@$!^&!, dude!!

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          • #6
            Does it mean no more beer?
            Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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            • #7
              There's gluten-free flour (and gluten-free anything else, more or less) available, you just have to make your own pizza
              The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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              • #8
                I looked into that its expensive and I don't make enough money to get it.
                "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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                • #9
                  Are homosexual activities gluten-free?
                  I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

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                  • #10
                    He'll have to get gluten-free lube, that's all
                    Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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                    • #11
                      Well, he's already on a protein diet.
                      If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
                        There's gluten-free flour (and gluten-free anything else, more or less) available, you just have to make your own pizza
                        What's the point of gluten free flour? You can't make anything resembling bread with it.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Thorn
                          I looked into that its expensive and I don't make enough money to get it.
                          Well, you'll get used to it after a while. On the plus side, you will probably discover new interesting food you would not have tried otherwise.
                          The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            What's the point of gluten free flour? You can't make anything resembling bread with it.
                            I never used it myself, I just know that there are gluten-free pizzas available. So apparently you can at least make pizza crust with it
                            The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                            • #15
                              Atkins would be proud.

                              goddamn... no wheat... do you know why exactly can't you eat wheat?
                              urgh.NSFW

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