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  • #31
    Why was the first one designed to look like a kindergartner?


    Professor Hobby: "I propose to build a robot who can love."
    Yamura: "But we ship thousands of lover models every month."
    Scientist: "You should know Yamura, you're your own best customer."
    Yamura: "......Quality control is very important."
    "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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    • #32
      I can imagine Dissident's disappointment when he has wasted all his savings on an android just to find that it reacts like a real female when he tries to have sex with it
      The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
        I can imagine Dissident's disappointment when he has wasted all his savings on an android just to find that it reacts like a real female when he tries to have sex with it
        at least in that case, I can legally beat it to death.

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        • #34
          Think twice before you beat her, she might seek revenge
          The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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          • #35
            I wonder when they're putting tentacles on it
            I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

            Asher on molly bloom

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            • #36
              Can it poop on me?
              We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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              • #37


                Gross.

                Actually, I'm sure that can be programmed in. And why you're at it, you can design a modular approach "downstairs" allowing the purchase of a number of "realistic female parts modelled after real porn stars" so you can have a variety...all in one female form
                Haven't been here for ages....

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                • #38
                  Imagine that... "Hmm who I'm in mood for tonight - Jenna or perhaps Asia? No no, I know! Nikki Taylor, yeeeah!"
                  Who is Barinthus?

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                  • #39
                    Also what would happen if your fem-bot(more human/personal than gynoid imho) gets hacked?
                    Say you are a vocal opponant of your governments policies and you have one of these 'beings'. So they get their hackers to overwright the 'Art of Lovemaking' protocols with green beret hand-to-hand combat skills instead?

                    I'm telling you this is a whole kettle of nasty fish with laser beams on their heads, and it seems we will let our hormones take us down this route. now that IS disturbing

                    'The very basis of the liberal idea – the belief of individual freedom is what causes the chaos' - William Kristol, son of the founder of neo-conservitivism, talking about neo-con ideology and its agenda for you.info here. prove me wrong.

                    Bush's Republican=Neo-con for all intent and purpose. be afraid.

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                    • #40
                      WELL WHEN THE **** CAN WE ORDER THIS THING I WANT TO GET MY ROBOTIC ACTION ON YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING WORD TO THE MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!
                      We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                      • #41
                        Hey I just realized all of us have been focusing on the Fem-bots and completly neglected the counterpart Male-bots, I bet the market for them will be considerable as well, possibly even greter. Their are factors on both sides.

                        On the negative side (reasons for lower popularity):
                        * Weomen "suposedly" less horney then men
                        * Weomen less indoctrinated with robots and tec culture
                        * Much easier for woemen to get the real thing

                        On the other hand (reasons for higher popularity)
                        * Weomen already masturbate with machines
                        * Little or no social stigma assosiated with this activity

                        Conclushions: Arnolds Movie carear will be over shadowed the use of his likness in the T100 Sexinator Cyborg.
                        Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators, the creator seeks - those who write new values on new tablets. Companions the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest. - Thus spoke Zarathustra, Fredrick Nietzsche

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                        • #42
                          As I mentioned in the other referenced thread, the early model will only be good on the bottom - that applies double for Malebots. The balance problems for the missionary position will be as tough as for the Gyndroid on top. Conversely, that means the ladies will not have to worry about who IS on top tonight - or should I be capitalizing the WHO?
                          The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
                          And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
                          Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
                          Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.

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                          • #43
                            Actually, the reason why the woman market will be very large is because no real man can possibly match a woman's demands, while a robot (if extremely well programmed) possibly could.
                            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                            • #44
                              I want a gay male robot

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Spiffor
                                Actually, the reason why the woman market will be very large is because no real man can possibly match a woman's demands, while a robot (if extremely well programmed) possibly could.
                                Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                                Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                                Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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