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  • Yet Another Test We Should All Take...

    The Personality Defect Test













    Spiteful Loner

    You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

    You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to
    go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold
    emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather
    introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep
    inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and
    your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot
    innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very
    humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have
    low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a
    shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result.
    Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably
    never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your
    personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal,
    insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you,
    you morbid, cold-hearted freak!



    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

    3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


    Compatibility:


    Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.


    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.


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    If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you
    could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42%
    Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is
    close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
    Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can
    determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored
    near fifty percent for certain traits.


    The other personality types:

    The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

    The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

    The *****-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

    The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

    The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

    The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

    The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

    The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

    The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

    The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

    The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

    The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

    The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

    The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

    The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

    The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

















    My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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    You scored higher than 92% on Rationality
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    You scored higher than 0% on Extroversion
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    You scored higher than 93% on Brutality
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    You scored higher than 42% on Arrogance




    Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating
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  • #2
    Haughty Intellectual
    You are 85% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
    You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist ****. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!



    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

    4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


    Compatibility:


    Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)


    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.


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    If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.


    The other personality types:

    The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

    The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

    The *****-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

    The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

    The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

    The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

    The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

    The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

    The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

    The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

    The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

    The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

    The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

    The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

    The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

    The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.




    My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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    You scored higher than 75% on Rationality
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    You scored higher than 44% on Extroversion
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    You scored higher than 25% on Brutality
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    You scored higher than 64% on Arrogance
    Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid
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    • #3
      Whoo-hoo!

      Sociopath

      You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
      You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!

      To put it less negatively:

      1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

      2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

      3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

      4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


      Compatibility:

      Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

      Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

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      *

      If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

      The other personality types:

      Edited out because I don't give a **** about them.

      My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

      You scored higher than 87% on Rationality

      You scored higher than 12% on Extroversion

      You scored higher than 96% on Brutality

      You scored higher than 82% on Arrogance

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      • #4
        Sociopath
        You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

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        • #5
          Robot

          You are 85% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

          You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.

          To put it less negatively:

          1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

          2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

          3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

          4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


          Compatibility:

          Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

          Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

          *
          Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.

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          • #6
            Robot
            You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
            You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.

            To put it less negatively:

            1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

            2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

            3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

            4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

            You scored higher than 75% on Rationality

            You scored higher than 0% on Extroversion

            You scored higher than 6% on Brutality

            You scored higher than 19% on Arrogance
            "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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            • #7
              Robot
              You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
              You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.

              To put it less negatively:

              1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

              2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

              3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

              4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

              Compatibility:

              Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

              Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

              *

              *

              If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

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              • #8
                Smartass
                You are 100% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
                You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an *******. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

                To put it less negatively:

                1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

                2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

                3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

                4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

                Compatibility:

                Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.

                Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.

                My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


                You scored higher than 91% on Rationality

                You scored higher than 61% on Extroversion

                You scored higher than 66% on Brutality

                You scored higher than 82% on Arrogance
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                • #9
                  hmm, anyone not surprised by Asher's results.

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                  • #10
                    Braggart
                    You are 57% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
                    You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you are "The Greatest" whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however, you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others' feelings. You just happen to care more about yourself. ( ) Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your personality. Your personality defect is the fact that you are extremely overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night, in hopes that eventually everyone else on the planet will agree. Well, sorry, we probably won't.

                    To put it less negatively:

                    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

                    2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

                    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

                    4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


                    Compatibility:

                    Your exact opposite is the *****-Slap.

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                    • #11
                      the test sucks btw. if you make the mistake of asnwering that art is more important than electricity and that maybe something spiritual exists you're thrown to the supernaturalists.

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                      • #12
                        I was a spiteful loner until it started playing the crazy frog over my speakers. my Alt-f4 reflex has served me well
                        Safer worlds through superior firepower

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                        • #13
                          Hand-Raiser
                          You are 57% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
                          You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY ****ing kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time.

                          To put it less negatively:

                          1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
                          2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
                          3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
                          4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

                          scarily accurate
                          19th Century Liberal, 21st Century European

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                          • #14
                            AMAZING


                            Brute
                            You are 28% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
                            You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. So your personality defect is simply that you resemble King Kong to a very high degree. Which probably isn't a good thing, you big brute!

                            To put it less negatively:

                            1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

                            2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

                            3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

                            4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


                            I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                            Asher on molly bloom

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                            • #15
                              Robot
                              You are 85% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
                              You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.

                              To put it less negatively:

                              1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

                              2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

                              3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

                              4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

                              Compatibility:

                              Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

                              Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.
                              I call BS.
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