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  • I'm changing my spark plugs.

    Damn, Dodge really does use gorillas with impact wrenches to install those things.

    I needed to put a 4 ft pipe on a breaker bar to loosen the damn thing, and the 2 ft extension I needed to put the socket on was on the brink of doing something unfortunate when the plug finally gave.

    I just discovered the boots on the replacement wires I bought for the job are both considerably longer than the OEM boots, and have the connector closer to the opening of boot.

    Plugs look good, just worn -- gap is nearly double the original spec, which probably explains my cold/wet starting problems.

    I think I'll Just keep the OEM wires -- they appear to be sound, even after seven years and 105,000 miles.

    Couple questions:

    Do I need to add more dielectric grease if I am not changing out the wires?

    How dependable is the reading on a torque wrench?
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    1. No idea.

    2. Do you have something better in mind?
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #3
      I thought 'Poly was mainly populated by computer nerds, not motorheads.

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      • #4
        Some people use dielectric grease, some don't. I do, and I believe the manufacturers recommend it. I would assume you would need to use a small amount, unless the gorilla who put on the original plugs also used enough grease for a certain kind of sex. Then you won't.

        A good torque wrench is quite accurate. A cheap one can be terrible. Check online, if I remember correctly hand tighten until it is snug, it's like a quarter or half a turn past that. Somebody has got to have that old tip online. However, I have a good torque wrench I've used for fifteen years so I've lost the touch.

        BTW - I also break my wheel nuts loose too, and then retighten to whatever the specs say, usually 90 someodd foot-pounds. If you are stuck in the middle of the night with a flat tire, in pouring rain, while jumping up and down and the lug wrench (and slipping off and scraping your hands), well, you finally get enough adrenalin toe break the f**ker loose. It's MUCH easier when the lug nuts are not tightened to 200 foot pounds.
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        • #5
          Re: I'm changing my spark plugs.

          How dependable is the reading on a torque wrench?
          Who made it?
          What?

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          • #6
            /me waits for Che to make copycat "Changing my hair plugs" thread.

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            • #7
              I'm not bald.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                See? They work!

                (I couldn't think of any old-fart Polytoners in making that statement other than you and I, and since I have all my hair that left you. Mighty big o' me, huh? )

                Awww, shiite. Lefty. Forgot about Lefty.

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                • #9
                  And Ming and rah... [/banned]

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                  • #10
                    Oh, dammit.

                    You're absolutely right.

                    A thousand apologies to Che. Anyway, his hairplugs look fantastic. Almost like the real thing!

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                    • #11
                      JohnT waits for Che to make copycat "Changing my hair plugs" thread
                      Much better than JohnT's "Changing my butt plug" thread a few years ago after his parents got done reaming him...
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #12
                        I'm changing my spark plugs.


                        Surely, you must be mad, Monk.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Japher


                          Much better than JohnT's "Changing my butt plug" thread a few years ago after his parents got done reaming him...
                          See if I ever start a thread asking about your sorry ass again!

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                          • #14
                            Please don't start a thread asking about my ass either.

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                            • #15
                              Don't worry Kuci, this is a family site.
                              Monkey!!!

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