Which Discworld-Character are you?

[Proteus_MST]

As I think that there are a lot of intelligent people at Apolyton who read Terry Pratchetts Discworld Novels, here´s the ultimate test for them:

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6787792268312509279

For me it´s:
DEATH
You scored 92 intelligence, 50 morality, and 50 physical strengenth!
YOU ARE SMART, SAVVY, AND KNOW WHAT DEDICATION TO THE JOB IS...MOST OF THE TIME. YOU ENJOY YOUR WORK, AND EVEN HELP OUT OTHER ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATIONS FROM TIME TO TIME. RECENTLY, YOU'VE LEARNED WHEN TO BEND THE RULES, MUCH TO THE DEATH OF RATS'S CHAGRIN.


My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 86% on intelligence

You scored higher than 28% on morality

You scored higher than 12% on strength

[Last Conformist]

Mustrum Ridcully
You scored 86 intelligence, 46 morality, and 75 physical strengenth!
As Archchancellor of the Unseen University, you are the most sensiblely pig-headed wizard on campus. And what is perhaps more remarkable than being able to summon fireballs whenever you want them, you're even usually right. You have Rincewind's luck without any of his pathetic everyman-ness. After all, you *are* Archchancellor.

[Tattila the Hun]

Captian Carrot
You scored 88 intelligence, 59 morality, and 68 physical strengenth!
You are an intriguing character. Good hearted, incredibly strong, and a headful of information that makes that Jeopardy guy look like a bar trivia hack. No one knows what to make of a six-foot tall dwarf who dates a werewolf, and may be the true heir to the throne of Ankh-Morpork. But you can make everyone get along, and are a born leader.

[Zkribbler]

Cool, I'm Miss Susan. I was wondering how'd I come out. I answered truthfully, but my answers were all over the map.

Susan Sto Helit

You scored 85 intelligence, 60 morality, and 60 physical strengenth!

As Death's granddaughter (a long story, which you greatly dislike), you inherited his ultimate practicality and lack of fear. In fact, and other childhood boggles fear YOU. Often assisted by the Death of Rats and his raven, you manage to fix the Universe inbetween working as a governness and educating the masses. The ultimate teacher.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on intelligence

You scored higher than 99% on morality

You scored higher than 99% on strength

Be afraid, boogeymen. Be very afraid.

[Jon Miller]

Susan Sto Helit
You scored 92 intelligence, 69 morality, and 50 physical strengenth!
As Death's granddaughter (a long story, which you greatly dislike), you inherited his ultimate practicality and lack of fear. In fact, boogeymen and other childhood boggles fear YOU. Often assisted by the Death of Rats and his raven, you manage to fix the Universe inbetween working as a governness and educating the masses. The ultimate teacher.

JM

[pchang]

What kind of a site is that

It popped up adult sex finder ads and stuff of that ilk. Not that great when you are taking the test at work.

[JohnT]

discworld?

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by JohnT
discworld?

JohnT, JohnT, JohnT, you uncircumscribed Philastine you've haven't yet discovered Terry Prachett's "Discworld" novels?

They're fantasy stories, as funny as heck, with often great insight woven in. Something like Hitchikers' Guide to the Galaxy only better, and far, far beyond anything in Harry Potter.

[JohnT]

Ahhh.

Fantasy.

That explains it, then.

[Immortal Wombat]

They aren't fantasy. They're comedy, which just happen to have fantastic elements.

[Zkribbler]

Don't let Granny Weatherwax hear you say that. She'll turn you into a wombat. Uhh...too late.

[Dauphin]

Cpt Carrot.

[St Leo]

The Librarian You scored 52 intelligence, 42 morality, and 64 physical strengenth!

Oook ooka ook. The Librarian is both orangautan and wizard; no one knows better than he that books really *are* magical. This is why he has a good supply of heavy chains, padlocks, and other such restraining devices to keep the unwary safe from the more potent tomes. A good chap to have in your corner....unless you are silly enough to call him a monkey.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 1% on intelligence You scored higher than 12% on morality You scored higher than 52% on strength

Link: The Which Discworld Character Am I Test written by smirkette on Ok Cupid

Terry Pratchett sucks.

(I am allowed to say that because I have 30 of his novels on my bookshelf.)

[Lawrence of Arabia]

Angua Von Uberwald
You scored 66 intelligence, 59 morality, and 75 physical strengenth!
Being a werewolf can be very useful when you're on the City Watch. You are street smart, athletic, and very practical. A knock-out sense of smell and super-strength make you a feared copper. You make a great team with your partner (and boyfriend) Captian Carrot in that you lend your more realistic view of the world to situations without killing his idealism.

[Urban Ranger]

Captain Carrot