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  • #76
    the Wit

    (52% dark, 34% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
    your humor style:
    CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


    You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

    I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

    Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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    • #77
      the Wit
      (56% dark, 34% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)
      your humor style:
      CLEAN |COMPLEX |DARK

      You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

      I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

      Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

      PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

      My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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      You scored higher than 99% on dark
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      You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous
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      You scored higher than 99% on vulgar
      Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid



      Sorry John
      (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
      (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
      (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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      • #78
        Der Resistance
        Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

        Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

        Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

        Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

        Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg
          Sounds about right

          The Expatriate
          Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

          Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

          One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

          Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

          Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
          Same for me, but with Values around 30% in all three categories
          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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          • #80
            The WIT

            You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

            I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

            You scored higher than 81% on dark

            You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous

            You scored higher than 9% on vulgar
            We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
            If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
            Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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            • #81
              I'm told that the page features nudity and sexual material, and as such, I can't use it at work.
              I'm not sure whether I ought to be disappointed or delighted.

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              • #82
                Originally posted by MrFun


                The same for me -- I'm the all-powerful, awe-inspiring Ham.

                Only for me, my three aspects of humor are:

                dark: hardly any percentage
                spontaneous: higher than 58 percent
                vulgar: higher than 41 percent


                I'm hoping that the fact I'm more vulgar than Ming will not get me banned on this family-friendly forum.
                I'm surprised you didn't get a blue screen of death when it came to the results

                Anyway I was another shining wit
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #83
                  The Prankster
                  (Clean complex light)

                  "You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous"
                  At least that sounds about right
                  "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                  "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                  "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                  • #84
                    the Wit

                    (73% dark, 30% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)
                    your humor style:
                    CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


                    You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

                    I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

                    Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

                    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais




                    My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

                    You scored higher than 87% on dark

                    You scored higher than 37% on spontaneous

                    You scored higher than 0% on vulgar
                    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                    • #85
                      Der Resistance
                      Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
                      Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

                      Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

                      Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

                      Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
                      We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
                      If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
                      Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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                      • #86
                        (30% dark, 52% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
                        your humor style:
                        CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


                        Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

                        PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith


                        Seems like a mistake to me as most of the examples given were crap or just plain not funny...
                        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                        • #87
                          the Shock Jock

                          (60% dark, 52% spontaneous, 44% vulgar)
                          your humor style:
                          VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


                          Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world, and you probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

                          Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

                          PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr


                          ---

                          Monkey!!!

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                          • #88
                            Interestingly, my opposite is The Shock Jock, and I find that it does largely predict those whose posting style I find most grating.


                            the Prankster

                            (34% dark, 39% spontaneous, 38% vulgar)
                            your humor style:
                            CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT


                            Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but neither are you into what some would call 'low humor'. You'd laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

                            You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor.

                            PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher



                            My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

                            You scored higher than 25% on dark

                            You scored higher than 50% on spontaneous

                            You scored higher than 99% on vulgar
                            The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
                            And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
                            Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
                            Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.

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                            • #89
                              I'm grating?
                              Monkey!!!

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                              • #90
                                I feed the plith.

                                And I can guarantee that I am definitely irritating to some of my fellow posters.
                                The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
                                And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
                                Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
                                Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.

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