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  • #61
    i got the expat. then i did it again, and tried to get 'supporter' but i got the pig instead (will not resist)
    "Everything for the State, nothing against the State, nothing outside the State" - Benito Mussolini

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    • #62
      Originally posted by paiktis22
      Cool! We have Imran too! Bring it on nazi scums!!! (ok I stop now )
      Dunno why, but I thought "Der Resistance" was the nazis
      With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

      Steven Weinberg

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      • #63
        the Wit
        (56% dark, 26% spontaneous, 38% vulgar)
        your humor style:
        CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


        You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

        I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

        Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

        PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

        Hate Woody Allen
        So-so on Stewart
        Like Gervais
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #64
          Der Resistance
          Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic

          Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

          Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

          Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

          Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
          Stadtluft Macht Frei
          Killing it is the new killing it
          Ultima Ratio Regum

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          • #65
            Sounds about right

            The Expatriate
            Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

            Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

            One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

            Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

            Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
            I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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            • #66
              Hey guys, decided to drop in. cool quizes

              I am a ham ( ooh, my RL friends will never believe this) .
              and I am in the resistance, of course.
              urgh.NSFW

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              • #67
                Those questions were screwed up. I'm a "foot soldier".

                46% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
                meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                • #68
                  the Shock Jock

                  (52% dark, 52% spontaneous, 55% vulgar)
                  your humor style:
                  VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


                  Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world, and you probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

                  Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

                  PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

                  My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

                  You scored higher than 43% on dark

                  You scored higher than 81% on spontaneous

                  You scored higher than 87% on vulgar


                  Last edited by Drake Tungsten; July 25, 2005, 21:10.
                  KH FOR OWNER!
                  ASHER FOR CEO!!
                  GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                  • #69
                    the Ham
                    (39% dark, 47% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)

                    I'm in the same group as Ming and Mr Fun.
                    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                    • #70
                      Der Resistance
                      Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
                      Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

                      Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

                      Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

                      Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

                      My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

                      You scored higher than 61% on brainwashworthy

                      You scored higher than 25% on antitolerant

                      You scored higher than 70% on patriotic


                      That's a little surprising.
                      Last edited by Drake Tungsten; July 25, 2005, 21:09.
                      KH FOR OWNER!
                      ASHER FOR CEO!!
                      GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                      • #71
                        Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
                        I don't believe this.
                        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                          the Ham
                          (39% dark, 47% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)

                          I'm in the same group as Ming and Mr Fun.
                          That's the first real surprise I've seen here.
                          I figured you to be in the "Wit" group.
                          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                          • #73
                            I'm another provocateur, but then I love Viz.
                            Only feebs vote.

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Agathon
                              I'm another provocateur, but then I love Viz.
                              Nah, that's a lie, you could never state something that could provoke anybody.
                              With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                              Steven Weinberg

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                              • #75
                                BAH!

                                the Ham
                                (26% dark, 47% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)
                                your humor style:
                                CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT




                                Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties
                                and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with
                                corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for
                                your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and
                                popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly
                                good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in
                                this sarcastic world.


                                PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith



                                My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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                                You scored higher than 18% on vulgar
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                                If you don't like reality, change it! me
                                "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                                "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                                "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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