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  • #1

    The Swedes!

    Sneaking around the greatest city in Human history, with their sneaky little Gotland-class submarine, schooling our navy. Sneaking around the SoCal waters...

    ...and now, in Borders Books, drinking American coffee and crowding up the place!



    If it wasn't for the fact Swedish navy assigned several attractive women to the Naval unit here in SD, I'd be more angry.


    ****ing Swedes....


    Da Swedish Invasion
    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.
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  • #2
    Re: The Swedes!

    Originally posted by Lonestar
    Sneaking around the greatest city in Human history,
    What? You were in Stockholm?
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #3
      As a matter of fact, I was. A llloooonnnnggg time ago. But as any true geek who has seen Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy knows, San Diego is the greatest city in Human existence.
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #4
        Bah. San Diego doesn't even begin to compare with actual cities on the American continent like Valparaiso. let alone with the Greats of the world
        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Spiffor
          Bah. San Diego doesn't even begin to compare with actual cities on the American continent like Valparaiso. let alone with the Greats of the world
          "Actual City"? How many people do they have in Valparaiso? Not 1.3 million, I bet.


          Besides, we have cultures. There's the Naval Base. And the Convention Center. And the other Naval Base. and the Zoo. And the Naval base with submarines on it. And the Baseball team. And the USS Midway Muesum. And the Marine Corps boot camp. And the Air and Space Muesum. And the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar (as seen in Top Gun) and Coronado Bridge. And the Hotel del Coronado. And Tijuana.

          We're cultured. What has France got? A giant TV antenna?
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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          • #6
            I went to your little town, and I know how it looks like: nice but underwhelming.

            As an aside, it would be beneficial that you know your place, colonial
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Spiffor
              I went to your little town, and I know how it looks like: nice but underwhelming.

              As an aside, it would be beneficial that you know your place, colonial
              Don't you have some Dynastic war to fight? Shoo!
              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Lonestar

                Don't you have some Dynastic war to fight? Shoo!
                He's preparing to surrender at this very moment.
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • #9
                  btw, Valparaiso?!
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Theben
                    btw, Valparaiso?!
                    What's so funny about that. Coolest city on the Pacific coast.
                    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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                    • #11
                      Drinking American coffee.

                      For a fourth-rate power with an army smaller than Finland's we've sure got a lot of hightech.
                      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                      It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
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                      • #12
                        And we can make proper coffee
                        I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Spiffor
                          Bah. San Diego doesn't even begin to compare with actual cities on the American continent like Valparaiso. let alone with the Greats of the world
                          SD is one terrific city, if I could afford it I'd live there.
                          Who is Barinthus?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lonestar
                            As a matter of fact, I was. A llloooonnnnggg time ago. But as any true geek who has seen Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy knows, San Diego is the greatest city in Human existence.
                            It's the greatest city known to man. It was founded in 1908. The Germans named it "San Diego", which translated means "A whale's vagina".
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #15
                              Ah yes of course
                              Who is Barinthus?

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