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  • The Navy has taken my Blood, pride, urine, sanity...

    ...and now my Birthday.

    Yes, I'm standing duty on my Birthday.
    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      (it's Thursday)
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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        Atleast you still have your virginity.
        I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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        • #5
          Depends. Oral? *******? Penile? Ear canal? Because it's only one of those.
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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          • #6
            You still have that second and you're in the navy?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Kuciwalker
              You still have that third and you're in the navy?
              Ear Canal!

              I'm so angry and no one understands me! There's only one thing to do...

              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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              • #8
                dansed!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Lonestar


                  Ear Canal!

                  I'm so angry and no one understands me! There's only one thing to do...

                  Isn't that a tad drastic? Couldn't you settle for, say, exterminating a couple planets?
                  Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                  It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                  The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                  • #10
                    For some reason I keep reading the last two words of the thread title as "urine salinity".
                    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                    • #11
                      How do you think the ocean got so salty?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                        How do you think the ocean got so salty?

                        Billions of years of rainwater pushing salt into the oceans?

                        Oh noes! God is going to make me Left Behind for that comment!
                        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                        • #13
                          Is that commie-gay porn?
                          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                            Farily to the Right, ironically
                            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              Re: The Navy has taken my Blood, pride, urine, sanity...

                              Originally posted by Lonestar
                              ...and now my Birthday.

                              Yes, I'm standing duty on my Birthday.
                              Birthdays.

                              Working on your birthday.
                              Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
                              Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
                              *****Citizen of the Hive****
                              "...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis

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