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It's true.
But that's not the story. But let's start from the beginning. I was super hurry because I got up too late this morning, and I felt this urge to go for number two. I did it, but to my great surprise, the toilet didn't flush my master piece. I had clogged my toilet. Damn it. Well no can do I had to run and get to work so..
.. but at work it hit me from the sky that I don't have any tools to open the toilet. So when I got off, I went to superstore to get some. A nice pump. I also got them brushes, for light task usage and cleaning the toilet. Note that I did have one but I had broken it because it was POS plastic like they all are and it snapped. So I had to buy a new one also.
That, combined with the rest of my shoppings. More TP, cigarettes and condoms. Did I get the looks.. if looks could do something, it would have done it to me. At first, I was kind of embarrased, a human feeling, but then I got my usual gear on. Instead of being kind of embarrased, I was extremely proud. I wonder if they thought I was into scat or something, with all the producs I bought. Pump, that big brush thing, TP.. condoms.. and of course smokes for later usage. I was proud, yes. I made sure I made eye contact with everyone in the line. I was especially proud when the clerk said good day to me. Yes it is a good day. Every day a young man such as myself clogs the toilet and is proud of it, is a special day.
So.. happy special day to all.
Now I go fix my toilet. EMERGING SUBS, USE THE PUMPSSSS NOO AARGHHH IT'S A TRAAAP!! It can jump? DAAMN!
But that's not the story. But let's start from the beginning. I was super hurry because I got up too late this morning, and I felt this urge to go for number two. I did it, but to my great surprise, the toilet didn't flush my master piece. I had clogged my toilet. Damn it. Well no can do I had to run and get to work so..
.. but at work it hit me from the sky that I don't have any tools to open the toilet. So when I got off, I went to superstore to get some. A nice pump. I also got them brushes, for light task usage and cleaning the toilet. Note that I did have one but I had broken it because it was POS plastic like they all are and it snapped. So I had to buy a new one also.
That, combined with the rest of my shoppings. More TP, cigarettes and condoms. Did I get the looks.. if looks could do something, it would have done it to me. At first, I was kind of embarrased, a human feeling, but then I got my usual gear on. Instead of being kind of embarrased, I was extremely proud. I wonder if they thought I was into scat or something, with all the producs I bought. Pump, that big brush thing, TP.. condoms.. and of course smokes for later usage. I was proud, yes. I made sure I made eye contact with everyone in the line. I was especially proud when the clerk said good day to me. Yes it is a good day. Every day a young man such as myself clogs the toilet and is proud of it, is a special day.
So.. happy special day to all.
Now I go fix my toilet. EMERGING SUBS, USE THE PUMPSSSS NOO AARGHHH IT'S A TRAAAP!! It can jump? DAAMN!
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