He's so cute

[Boris Godunov]

And we've been going out for a bit now.

And he likes classical music. We're already planning on seeing the Mahler 7th in May. And that's a hard one.

And he's a recovering Mormon.

[Boris Godunov]

Oh. And I've had a bit to drink!

[Theben]

Tassi?

[Kuciwalker]

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Theben
Tassi?

Sick, man, sick.

[Boris Godunov]

Oooh, we're going Morrocan on Thursday. Cous cous all around!

[Zkribbler]

Hmm, Boris's thread reminds me of a joke:

Three nuns go up to the Pearly Gates. "Are you ready for your pop quiz?" asks St. Peter.

"Pop quiz?? No one told us of any pop quiz."

"Sure," says St. Peter. "You have to pass a pop quiz in order to get into Heaven."

"Well if we must, we must. So, ask your questions."

St. Peter asks the first nun, "Who were the first man and the first woman."

"Easy," says the first nun. "Adam and Eve."

And the flowers bloomed, and the birds sang, and the Gates to Heaven opened wide.

After the first nun had entered Heaven, St. Peter asks the second nun, "What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?"

The second nun thinks for a second and then replies, "Madam, I'm Adam."

And the flowers bloomed, and the birds sang, and the Gates to Heaven opened wide.

After the second nun had entered Heaven, St. Peter asks the third nun, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

The third nun thinks and thinks and thinks. "Man, that's a hard one!"

And the flowers bloomed, and the birds sang, and the Gates to Heaven opened wide.

[Asher]

And he's a recovering Mormon.

Damaged goods.

ABORT! ABORT!

[Boris Godunov]

One of 5 kids. 4 boys, 1 girl. 3 out of 4 boys are gay. How does that happen?

[Kuciwalker]

Clearly the gay disease is contagious.

[Boris Godunov]

Indeed. Better double up the next time you hang out with Jaguar.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
One of 5 kids. 4 boys, 1 girl. 3 out of 4 boys are gay. How does that happen?

One of my friends was mormon and gay also. Well, he was.

Right before his mission, he was converted to be straight again magically by the church.

They sent him to Northern California (Sacramento actually), knowing full well he "used to be" gay.

Also, Boris -- you and your boy should rent Latter Days and watch it one night. It's an incredibly appropriate movie, and a good one at that.

[Boris Godunov]

A sexually agressive, homosexual, party animal falls for a young Mormon missionary promoting fireworks from their respective friends and families.

[Asher]

Watch the trailer!

http://www.latterdaysmovie.com/trailer_images.cfm

(yes that's the kid from Third rock from the Sun on the right).

[Boris Godunov]

My mormon used to be a choir boy. And when you're talking Mormons, that really means they can sing!