LOL, silly people

[Provost Harrison]

I know this is probably just a pointless thread but I just got a menu for an Indian takeaway. Apparently for orders over £10 you get 'complimentary poppadoms and onion salad'. Plus on orders over £10 they do free delivery to a variety of places, including Leigh. At last check, Leigh was in Greater Manchester, over 200 miles away Yet they don't deliver to Lee, which is just down the road a bit

I do wish people would take care when producing these things

[Winston]

Perhaps they were in a curry when they made it.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

*whap*

[Provost Harrison]

You appear to be getting everywhere, you...

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Who, me?

[Provost Harrison]

Yes you. Now kindly stop spamming, the moderators around here don't take too kindly to spamming

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Whapping punsters is not spsmming. It's acting in the interests of the public good.

(And just to keep it on-topic, I added a special typo just for you!)

[Snotty]

mmm curry delivered wherever I like

i think these guys deliver as well

[Provost Harrison]

You don't want to know what they put in the raita there

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Koyaanisqatsi
Whapping punsters is not spsmming. It's acting in the interests of the public good.

(And just to keep it on-topic, I added a special typo just for you!)

They are not. However, I don't see any of those

[Winston]

This thread is terrible. It ought to have a special warning in the title so people don't waste their time opening it.

[Provost Harrison]

I think this thread ought to be stuck to the top...

[Winston]

...of a listing of Most Terrible Threads of 2005, yes.

[Provost Harrison]

Don't blame me! I just put this here as an opportunity (perhaps) to put funny typos here and the like. But, as ever, my threads seem to attract a certain 'unsavoury element' and it just gets spammed

[Dauphin]

Ming

My local takeaway.