The Law of Unintended Consequences

[Provost Harrison]

You know, Boris has been the only person to spell pigeon correctly so far.

There is no need for equipment - if you can get hold of them you can simply break their neck in your hands and pile them up. I understand you don't want three dead pigeons on your balcony Guy. Dispose of their lifeless corpses once finished...

[General Ludd]

Let them into your apartment.

[DAVOUT]

Invite two friends and eat the three pidgeons.