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  • #31
    Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
    Roosevelt: get antiair guns
    Churchill: i cant afford them
    benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
    paTTon: stfu
    "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

    "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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    • #32
      The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power.

      Join Eventis, the land of spam and unspeakable horrors!

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      • #33
        So true

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        • #34
          Jeeze, I posted this thing over at Civ Fanatics, and they deleted it! Crazy, overzealous mods.
          Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

          When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Barinthus
            Originally posted by Garth Vader
            benny~tow should have left the game before Hitler and Tojo.

            But other than that it rocked!
            My thoughts too
            Actually, Benito, his mistress, and his guards "hung around" a little while longer after they were removed from power...
            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by OzzyKP
              Jeeze, I posted this thing over at Civ Fanatics, and they deleted it! Crazy, overzealous mods.
              Why?

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              • #37


                Great read

                Who is Benny-tow?
                Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                • #38
                  "Bunny Toes" Mussolini
                  Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by OzzyKP
                    Jeeze, I posted this thing over at Civ Fanatics, and they deleted it! Crazy, overzealous mods.
                    Amazing... with all the other spam that gets through.

                    I would suppose that the l33tness of it did you in.

                    I love this!
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                    -->"Production! More Production! Production creates Wealth! Production creates more Jobs!"-Wendell Willkie -1944

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                    • #40
                      Stalin Wasn't Stallin'

                      Stalin wasn't stallin'
                      When he told the beast of Berlin
                      That they'd never rest contented
                      Til they had driven him from the land
                      So he called the Yanks and English
                      And proceeded to extinguish
                      The Fuhrer and his vermin
                      This is how it all began

                      Now the Devil he was reading
                      In the good book one day
                      How the lord created Adam
                      To walk the righteous way
                      And it made the Devil jealous
                      He turned green up to his horns
                      And he swore by things unholy
                      That he'd make one of his own

                      So he packed two suitcases
                      Full of grief and misery
                      And he caught the midnight special
                      Going down to Germany
                      Then he mixed his lies and hatred
                      With fire and brimstone
                      Then the devil sat upon it
                      That's how Adolf was born

                      Now Adolf got the notion
                      That he was the master race
                      And he swore he'd bring new order
                      And put mankind in it,s place!
                      So he set his scheme in motion
                      And he was winning everywhere
                      Until he up and got the notion
                      For to kick that Russian bear

                      Yes he kicked that noble Russian
                      But it wasn't very long
                      Before Adolf got suspicious
                      The he had done something wrong
                      Cause that bear grabbed the Fuhrer
                      And gave him an awful fright
                      Seventeen months he scrapped the Fuhrer
                      Tooth and claw, day and night

                      Then that bear smacked the Fuhrer
                      With a mighty armored paw
                      And Adolf broke all records
                      Running backward towards Krakaw
                      The Goebbels sent a message
                      To the people everywhere
                      That if they couldn't hit the Fuhrer
                      Go down hit that Russian bear

                      (repeat verse I )

                      Note: Spoken (or sermonized) against a rhythm back-up
                      Recorded originally by the Golden Gate Quartet during WWII, when
                      Stalin was a Good Guy. Covered more recently by Robert Wyatt.


                      Just grabbed this from eMusic. Utterly hilarious.
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                      • #41
                        OMFG my entire team was n00bs. I bet I could beat them all alone, I mean seriously WTF were they thinking? Cmon byotches, 3v1 ill own u all!
                        I changed my signature

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                        • #42
                          tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
                          tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
                          Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
                          tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
                          Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
                          T0J0: wtf is nukes?
                          T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!


                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #43


                            quite amazing
                            <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                            I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                            • #44
                              Yup yup
                              Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                              When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                              • #45
                                Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
                                T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world ******
                                Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
                                paTTon: lol no1 is left
                                paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
                                *paTTon has been eliminated.*
                                paTTon: o sh1t!
                                *paTTon has left the game.*
                                I've seen it before on the Paradox forums, but it still cracks me up.

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