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  • #16
    I thought you were talking about his article:

    Finally, Detroit gets a big night out

    By Mike Lopresti USA TODAY
    7/10/2005 11:59:00 PM





    To commemorate Tuesday's All-Star Game here in one of major league baseball's most venerable cities, let us relive some recent Detroit Tigers highlights.

    Hmmm ... uh ... sigh ...

    OK, then. How about great moments in the history of Comerica Park.

    Well ... uh ...


    Or maybe the top five reasons to spend an evening in downtown Detroit.

    Ahem … uh …

    We'll have to get back to you.

    No wonder Detroit is so excited about its big night out. Or, actually, two of them. It has been so long since the Tigers were on baseball's radar screen, the last World Series they won had day games.

    This is the place that hasn't had a winning season in 12 years. Or a playoff berth since 1987. Or taken a postseason series since 1984.

    This is the place that thought it hit bottom with 106 losses in 2002. Then lost 119 in 2003.

    This is the place that hoped for a baseball rebirth with a new ballpark. But since Comerica Park opened in 2000, the Tigers have finished a combined 147 games out of first place.

    This is the place that in 104 years as a card-carrying member of the American League, has lost more than 90 games only 12 times. But six of those have come in the past nine seasons.

    That's not a slump. That's the dark ages. As dark as old Tiger Stadium, a deserted relic that still stands on the edge of downtown, slowly crumbling in silence as the years go by. Part Roman Colosseum, part ghost town.

    But at least Tiger Stadium had memories. Tiger Stadium had world champions. Tiger Stadium had Ty Cobb and Hank Greenberg and Al Kaline and Cecil Fielder.

    Comerica Park? Comerica Park has a carousel behind the first base box seats and a water fountain in center field. A playland that has tried to offer everything except what works best - good baseball.

    Maybe that's slowly changing. The Tigers improved to 72-90 last season - though not many teams can use the words "improve" and 72-90" in the same sentence. They'll take a 42-44 record into this All-Star break. Undeniable signs of life.

    And since the All-Star Game is supposed to bring in upwards of $50 million, Detroit can smile about that, too. As the city looks at the books and wonders what to do about a $300 million deficit. They even closed the aquarium. How bad is it when you can't even afford goldfish?

    So Detroit can use a good party. And this particular All-Star Game is not only brightly adorned, but has its quirky sides, from an unusual first half of a season.

    How else to describe it, when a public vote decides the last American League All-Star, and Yankee captain Derek Jeter loses to ... Scott Podsednik?

    Or when the home run contest is changed to eight hitters representing eight nations, and America's hopes ride with ... Mark Teixeira?

    But then, baseball is different. The Yankees are not in first place, but the Washington Nationals are. John Smoltz is starting and Curt Schilling is coming out of the bullpen.

    Some of the big-name fireworks have gone quiet - Bonds, Sosa, etc. But Andruw Jones, Derrek Lee and Teixeira are lighting the skies.

    Baseball now pauses from all the plotlines to play its All-Star Game. Detroit will only have the minimum one participant - catcher Ivan Rodriguez - as the forlorn Tigers have done 10 of the past 11 years. But who's counting?

    If Detroit has forgotten what it was like to cheer for a contender, it at least now will have a home run derby.




    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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    • #17
      I was just in Detroit a few weeks ago. Just passing through on my way to a car race at the Michigan International Speedway.
      What I found wild about the part of Detroit that I passed through had all these huge tall abandoned buildings that looked rundown, with windows missing etc. It kind of reminded of me of some movie where civilization was destroyed and the buildings are falling apart after a few years. It was surreal.

      Another thing I noticed was construction everywhere on the highways but the infrastructure still looked dumpy. The one thing I did notice that was new and shiny was some casino.

      a lot of rock and roll came out of Detroit.

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      • #18
        Thanks Guy, you inspired a blog entry from me:

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        • #19
          Detroit ****ing sucks, if only because of the Red Wings and their pompous jackasses and fairweather fans.
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          • #20
            I believe the phrase I'm looking for is...

            Suck my balls.

            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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            • #21
              Asking a person like Asher to suck your balls might not have the effect you might expect.

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              • #22
                Fair point.
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #23
                  Can anybody name the rock groups that came out of Detroit.

                  I can name some. I think i have these right.

                  Kiss
                  White Stripes
                  MC5
                  Ted Nugent

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                  • #24
                    Kid Rock is rock (instead of the rock-rap stuff he used to be).
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                    • #25
                      Don't forget Insane Clown Posse....

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                      • #26
                        I can only imagine how badly Detroit sucks from whatever people tell me. Haven't been there.

                        Actually, most American big cities are just recovering from varying degrees of extreme suckitude, so Detroit's probably no worse than your average Philadelphia or Baltimore.
                        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Max Webster
                          Can anybody name the rock groups that came out of Detroit.

                          I can name some. I think i have these right.

                          Kiss
                          White Stripes
                          MC5
                          Ted Nugent
                          Stevie Wonder (though not exactly a rocker or a group, he nonetheless had a large presence on rock radio for a couple of decades)

                          Bob Seeger

                          Iggy Pop / The Stooges

                          Frost

                          Brownsville Station

                          Glenn Frey
                          He's got the Midas touch.
                          But he touched it too much!
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                          • #28
                            In the last decade, Michigan football has won a national championship


                            They didn't win a real national championship...
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Sikander


                              Stevie Wonder (though not exactly a rocker or a group, he nonetheless had a large presence on rock radio for a couple of decades)

                              Bob Seeger

                              Iggy Pop / The Stooges

                              Frost

                              Brownsville Station

                              Glenn Frey
                              Of course much of the rest of Motown and Madonna.

                              My mom actually saw Bob Seeger at some house party back in college before he hit it big. She went to Michigan State.
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                              When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                              • #30
                                [Or maybe the top five reasons to spend an evening in downtown Detroit.

                                Ahem … uh …
                                Greektown
                                MexicanTown
                                Casinos
                                Fox Theatre
                                Second City
                                Institute of Arts
                                Top-notch restaurants in just about every genre you can ask for...

                                I love it when people take two steps out of their hotel and pass a summary judgement on a place...

                                Or when the home run contest is changed to eight hitters representing eight nations, and America's hopes ride with ... Mark Teixeira?

                                Some of the big-name fireworks have gone quiet - Bonds, Sosa, etc. But Andruw Jones, Derrek Lee and Teixeira are lighting the skies.
                                I guess Bobby Abreu's record-shattering performance wasn't that special, eh?

                                Bonehead..



                                "Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us." --MLK Jr.

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