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    Passersby's comedy routines

    Have you overheard any good "comedy rountines" lately?

    Yesterday, as I was walking through downtown LA, I heard this from the two couples behind me:

    Guy 1: Look, that guy's going off those steps. He's going to grab his skateboard, and he thinks he'll land safely.

    Guy 2: Let's stop and watch.

    [Brief pause, followed by a tremendous CRASH!]

    Girl 1: Well, he came close.
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    Guy number 1 thinks he can get it up tonight.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      Originally posted by Zkribbler
      Have you overheard any good "comedy rountines" lately?

      Yesterday, as I was walking through downtown LA, I heard this from the two couples behind me:

      Guy 1: Look, that guy's going off those steps. He's going to grab his skateboard, and he thinks he'll land safely.

      Guy 2: Let's stop and watch.

      [Brief pause, followed by a tremendous CRASH!]

      Girl 1: Well, he came close.
      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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