no, not a boring thread about exams...but this is exactly the sort of exam preparation i could have benefited from. 
from the guardian
the bolded line is just awesome

from the guardian
Teachers' 'threesome with pupil'
Press Association
Friday July 1, 2005 7:33 PM
Two female teachers have been suspended for allegedly having a threesome with a 16-year-old male pupil.
But police are understood not to have pressed charges because the teenager did not complain of any crime.
The alleged incident involving teachers from Albany School in Hornchurch, Essex took place a day before the boy's GCSE exams started, it was reported.
The Evening Standard said staff and students had been to the Harrow pub to celebrate the end of lessons before going back to a member of staff's house.
It was there the teachers and the boy were alleged to have had sex, the newspaper reported.
A spokesman for Havering Borough Council said: "Once the London borough of Havering became aware of matters concerning members of staff at one of our schools being involved in inappropriate behaviour outside school hours it acted swiftly to initiate an investigation into those rumours.
"Pending the outcome of that investigation, two members of staff have been suspended.
"The council will not be able to comment further until those investigations are complete."
Press Association
Friday July 1, 2005 7:33 PM
Two female teachers have been suspended for allegedly having a threesome with a 16-year-old male pupil.
But police are understood not to have pressed charges because the teenager did not complain of any crime.
The alleged incident involving teachers from Albany School in Hornchurch, Essex took place a day before the boy's GCSE exams started, it was reported.
The Evening Standard said staff and students had been to the Harrow pub to celebrate the end of lessons before going back to a member of staff's house.
It was there the teachers and the boy were alleged to have had sex, the newspaper reported.
A spokesman for Havering Borough Council said: "Once the London borough of Havering became aware of matters concerning members of staff at one of our schools being involved in inappropriate behaviour outside school hours it acted swiftly to initiate an investigation into those rumours.
"Pending the outcome of that investigation, two members of staff have been suspended.
"The council will not be able to comment further until those investigations are complete."

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