Donner kebabs

[Az]

Going down on your girlfriend afterwards

Reminds me of Amba, if anyone knows what I am talking about.

[Gibsie]

Originally posted by MikeH


Chilli sauce

Going down on your girlfriend afterwards - much screaming and dancing round the room.

(happened to a friend of mine)

Bet it's an urban myth. So many times I've heard the story of a man preparing dinner including some chillis, his missus coming home, they start getting frisky in the kitchen and OH HO HO HILARITY ENSUES~

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Az

Going down on your girlfriend afterwards

Reminds me of Amba, if anyone knows what I am talking about.

Give us a clue....


toothpaste works too, especially after just brushed teeth....

[atawa]

Using tigerbalm on your back and forgetting to wash your hands

[MikeH]

Originally posted by Gibsie


Bet it's an urban myth. So many times I've heard the story of a man preparing dinner including some chillis, his missus coming home, they start getting frisky in the kitchen and OH HO HO HILARITY ENSUES~

Probably very common. Has happened to me post-chopping chillis.

Whoops.

[MikeH]

Wasn't in the kitchen though. Was hours later and I'd washed my hands a few times.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by MikeH
Wasn't in the kitchen though. Was hours later and I'd washed my hands a few times.

Same here. First time chopping bird's eye chillis, and accidentally rubbed my eye.


Oh, the pain. Never go near mucous membranes or eyes with chilli impregnated hands or tongues.

[Mr. Harley]

I did the same thing as Mike H. Was canning tomatoes - I put up about 6 gallons - and I added chilis to about half of them. I thought I had washed my hands, we had been canning together, were already hot and sweaty and then I made THE mistake while getting "frisky". What was even worse we tried to keep going - we were really horny at that point as we had stripped down to underwear and aprons because the kitchen was damned hot and had been teasing each other for over an hour - so then I got it back on me. We didn't make love for like two days. Not an Urban Myth, Gibsie, it's easy enough to do if you cook alot. Of course you only do it ONCE!