Here's to the man who invented jean shorts . . . This bud's for you

[Lawrence of Arabia]

Did ya hear about the midnight rambler?
Everybody gotta go
Did ya hear about the midnight rambler?
The one who shut the kitchen door
He dont give a hoot of a warning
Wrapped up in a black cat cloack
He dont go in the light of the mornin
he split the time the cockrel crow

Talkin bout the midnight gambler
The one you never seen before
Talkin bout the midnight gambler
Did you see him jump the garden wall?
Sighin down the road so sadly
Listen and youll hear him moan
Well Im talkin bout the midnight gambler
Everybody got to go

Did you hear about the midnight rambler?
Well honey its no rock and roll show
Well I'm talking about the midnight gambler
Yea the one you never seen before

Have you heard about the boston . . . ?
It's not one of those . . .
Well we're talkin bout the mightnight . . .
The on who closed the bedroom door
I'm called the hit-n-run raper in anger
The knife sharpened tippie toe
Or just that shoot em dead brainbell jangler
You know, the one you never seen before

So if you ever meet the midnight rambler
Comin down your marble hall
Well hes pouncing like a proud black panther
You can say i, i told ya so
Well dont you listen for the midnight rambler
Play it easy as you gp
I'm gonna smash down on your plate glass windows
Put a fist, put a fist through your steel plate door.

Did you hear about the midnight rambler
He leaves footprints up and down your hall
Did you hear about the midnight gambler
And did you see me make my midnight call
And if you ever catch the midnight rambler
I steal your mistreess from right under your nose
I go easy with your cold fanged anger
I stick my knife right down your throat
And it hurts

-'midnight rambler,' rolling stones.

[DRoseDARs]

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[Tuberski]

That is very fitting DRose,,,,,,,

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