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    *chortle*

    UK, US 'caused Zimbabwe droughts'
    Crops destroyed by drought

    A state-run newspaper in Zimbabwe has suggested the UK and US are to blame for droughts in southern Africa.

    The Herald said climate change has been artificially induced "in a bid to arm-twist the region to capitulate to the whims of the world's superpowers".

    It said weather was being manipulated for political gain using unspecified "unconventional" chemical weapons.

    It is widely seen as a mouthpiece for President Robert Mugabe's government, correspondents say.

    It said recent droughts, which defied predictions by the Zimbabwean government and the Southern African Development Community's Drought Monitoring Centre, pointed to the possibility of the weather being manipulated for political purposes.

    "The overt and covert machinations by Zimbabwe's former colonial ruler Britain, which has declared its intentions to effect illegal regime change in Harare, have given credence to the conspiracy theory," the paper said.

    It said that the US Famine Early Warning System had predicted famine in Zimbabwe six months before it occurred.

    "The prediction, which was the exact opposite of other forecasts, seems to confirm that the conspiracy to remove the Zimbabwean government has gone chemical."

    Zimbabwe is currently facing a food crisis and the country urgently needs to import 1.2 million tonnes of food to avoid famine.

    Correspondents say the crisis is complex with erratic rains, disastrous economic policies, land reform and the spread of HIV/Aids all playing a part.
    I wonder if they'll temporarily employ witches to counteract our dark magics...
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    Well, any good dictator needs an explanation to why their rule doesn't work, but admitted, this is one of the better - ususally, they keep it to foreign agents are trying to overthrow the "legal" government.
    With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

    Steven Weinberg

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    • #3
      It's not our fault. God told us to do it.

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      • #4
        LIGHTNING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5
          LARPers work for the government...
          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Pyrodrew
            It's not our fault. God told us to do it.

            In God we Trust...

            What's next, locusts?

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            • #7
              No, pestilence is next for Zimbabwe,

              then civil war,

              all resulting in the death of over half its pre-famine population
              Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
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              • #8
                Ah that's where our experiments toward Weather Paradigm are taking place.
                Who is Barinthus?

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                • #9
                  I bet Mao wished he'd thought up that one during the Great Leap Forward

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                  • #10
                    I bet it's US and UK plot too that some nice people rape toddlers as HIV prentetive method.
                    In da butt.
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